I honestly can't do any better than Bill's beekeeper comment.
Yeesh. No wonder she's upset. Maybe a little pop of color would detract from the rotting face? Perhaps a fun bow or a statement necklace?
While Pam is sinking into zombieland, Bill is looking kingly in his pinstripe suit with coordinating tie and pocket square. All hail the King!
And he takes off the jacket while glamouring Marnie. I guess to be less threatening? More "I'm here to help you" and less "I'm here to kill you"? So thoughtful, that Bill. That's the mark of a good leader.
After glamouring Marnie, Bill has a little meeting with his Sheriffs. Sheriff on the left looks like he should be out inventing the next Facebook, whereas I'd like to talk to the Sheriff on the right about stock portfolio options.
Yeah, only two of these guys look like they're ready to take care of Vamp biz, and it's neither the banker nor the hacker.
Godric, welcome back from prep school! How'd the lacrosse team do this season? Smashing. Let's have a brandy in the study and decide if you're going to Dartmouth or Yale.
I'm putting Tara in this group 'cause she done sinned! Don't you know you're not supposed to lie about your identity to your new lesbian girlfriend?
Although, her fashion crimes are minimal. The hoodie above is blah, but I like the purple shoe laces and the flattering purple t-shirt with big hoops. Also the sweet braid in her hair reminds us that she's not 100% cage fighter. Yet.
These ladies, however, belong in fashion jail. Sure it's the 1600s, and they're probably poor, and it's the fashion of the day, and etc, etc. Whatever. I'm not buying it. Are these not witches? Can they not conjure up some better threads? As an aside, is it just me, or does the witch on the right look like she's just chillin'? That sprawled-out body language makes me think she's not too concerned about what's to come. Ladies, I think you have a mole in your midst!
I don't trust Jessica, either. Although props to Jason for getting the fantasy so detailed that he even gave her a nice manicure.
Nor do I trust Eric, who's still wearing Jason's hoodie and board shorts.
The borrowing from Jason isn't what really disturbs me, though. It's his increasing resemblance to Gareth from the UK version of The Office. I can only think about one TV show at a time.
...but apparently Sookie can multi-task. Either that, or they don't get BBC America in Bon Temps.