Part 1 of 2: At the Dry Cleaners
Welcome back, loyal sanguinistas! This week on the truest of blood, Bill and Eric continue their search for Russell by hanging out at Eric's bar, Lafayette dabbles in auto repair, Pam teaches Tara the ways of being fangtastic, and there's a big fairy party. No, that wasn't an insensitve joke. It's a party, thrown by fairies (faeries? fae? Whatever).
As a long time True Blood'er/first time recapper, I have to get this off my fang: these gorgeous vamps must have the worst dry cleaning bills this side of Patrick Bateman. And with the same problems! Just ask Eric!
Here's Bill, finding traces of Jessica's party. Take it from Bill and his badass jacket - don't do drugs. If Saved By the Bell has taught me anything, it's that there's no hope with dope. I guess SBTB was a bit after Jessica's time. Kids today are on a dangerous path.
See? If you do drugs, this is what will happen to you! You'll wear Ed Hardy-esque "Eternity" t-shirts!
Also, you will be possessed by a demon.
Layafette calls Sookie the "Angel of Death," but what hipster angel gave him that that long sleeve shirt? I know he's been similarly attired for several episodes, but I like it. Get that gross smock out of the way - fashion barrier!
A long time ago, fellow YKYLF staffer Amanda noticed that Blair Waldorf was running around Paris dressed as an intergalactic warrior princess. Clearly, Pam is shopping from the same line.
Pam vs Blair. Now there's a thought.
Speaking of intergalactic warriors, Bill is wearing a suit straight out of Star Trek. Engage!
Since Pam is a decent Maker who cares about her charge, she stops Tara from serving herself sunny side up, and instead throws her an oversized Fangtasia t-shirt. Judging by next week's previous, Tara finally gets to go glam. For now, ill-fitting promotional wear is all she gets.
Pam further wants Tara to embrace her inner vampire, so she brings her a willing snack - a poor girl's Rachel Bilson (which is, in my opinion, something to be proud of). Bonus points to Pam for her Real Housewives of New Jersey-inspired pink jumpsuit.
And the jumpsuit trend continues with the young female vampires! Jessica sports some of Jason's sweats, selecting an earthy green that goes great with her hair.
But later when she shows up at Andy's sheriff office, she rocks that fiery purple we've seen her pull off time and time again. Love the lace on her arms and across her neck - and also the fact that she has a killer body under there, but she's too classy to give it away in a free show.
Jessica then gives good glamor as she makes Sheriff Andy forget about the murder case involving half the town. PS: Love that lipstick, Jess. Can you be a Bond Girl, already?
Speaking of young vampires, I wonder how much longer we'll see this one around.
Ok, so she's actually old, but she looks young, even for never having spent a day of her life in the gym. Is she ready to meet the true death, or is this a new Yoga pose I'm not aware of?