Soul of Fire - Part 1 of 2 - Witches vs. Vamps

Episode Synopsis: Finally Bill is ready to use violence against that awful Marnie/Antonia. But wait! Bill and Eric's beloved Sookie is trapped inside the shop. MarTonia (hee-hee!) decides to negogiate a deal which involves Bill and Eric killing themselves in order to release Sookie. Really? And they ACCEPT. Really?? Luckily, Pam is having none of that and decides to take matters into her own hands and shoots a very large gun-thing (sorry I'm no weapons expert...fashion is my game) into the protection spell. Meanwhile, Jesus is digging deep into his magical shaman ways to get Antonia out of Marnie's body. On the non-vampire side of things: Sam has a death warrant out for Marcus, who just so happened to have kidnapped his own daughter, while entertaining Debbie AT ALCIDE'S HOUSE. Yeah that's right. I don't even know what's left to happen for next week. Oh, wait. Marnie's ghost hopped into Lafayette. That's no big deal, I'm sure.

So once again, not a big week for wardrobe changes...and I suppose it's understandable when you get to wear these bad-ass, black leather gettups. I know Anthony included a similar image last week and Kim re-purposed it for her mini-recap, but they all look plain awesome, so let's look at it again:

Last week, Anthony commented (frequently) on the unfortunate-ness that is Marnie's belt OVER her leather jacket. When she went outside to have a talking with Bill & Crew, I thought "Yay, she is going to be a normal person and wear her belt UNDER the jacket." But alas, she walks out of the shop and suddenly the belt is OVER her jacket. How did she have enough time between putting her jacket on and walking through the front door to remove her belt and replace on top of her jacket? Is that another one of her spells?

Who would consider leather-belting a leather jacket? Oh right...a crazy psycho witch who has binded herself to a semi-crazy ghost witch, that's who.

Marnie does have some fantastic ring-wear, however. More is definitely more, in this case.

AHHHHH! I never could have imagined that such a cute face as Jesus' be turned into something this monstrous! Although the more I look at it, the more I realize it's just a mask and not a real transformation. Sorry True Blood make-up department: not as convincing as it could be. 

Awww the cute face is back. But what I really wanted to point out in this photo is the skull and crossbones pillowcase! So adorable! 

It appears that since Eric has regained his memory, he also regained a much more mature hairstyle. No morefloppy, weird Gareth cut he had going on as Nice Eric. 

It's a Bumpit. Jessica has a Bumpit in her hair. Really? C'mon Jess...you have the most perfect strawberry red hair and you put in a Bumpit?? Bumpits do not make you look tough and badass; they make you look like Snookie. (Yes, that's spelled correctly, Jessica. You don't get Jersey Shore down in Bon Temps?)

I couldn't resist posting this menagerie of Marnie's Wiccan followers. From L to R: We have Lafayette's Twin sister, Mom Jeans, Carrot Top's Mother, Matrix Wannabe, and Confused Dude (this guy was wearing the hemp sweatshirt last week...he doesn't know what culture to follow).  

No wonder MarTonia couldn't complete her mission. This cast of characters looks more inclined to hallucinate about killing vampires than to practice crazy-psycho-witch-magic and do it.