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Saturday
Apr212012

Doubt - Part 1 of 2 - The Women Who "Care" About Daniel

OMG, I literally forgot how much I loved this show. How I missed crazy, soapy plotlines; the threat-filled stares; Victoria's slutty ways; and, of course, the fashion. The return was no disappointment. While Daniel is in jail, the whole fam is working out some convoluted story to prove his innocence. Little Charlotte's drug problem is revealed by the return of the wine cooler-loving Mason Treadwell. Victoria has an encounter with only what I can assume is an old flame (how many ex-lovahs does this woman have?!). And then there's Emily, faking nice to Queen V with a side of ass-kicking--she is just the coolest.

 

I swear Emily always has the most appropriate outfit on for every occasion. Unlike Victoria who believes that body-con bandage dresses are for daily-wear, Emily knows that a cute top, cardigan and jeans is the go-to for planning out one's REVENGE (!!!)

 

Point #2: Sylish and sophisticated for a quickie visit to the jail. Because really, who would wear a skin-tight black dress with gobs of costume jewelry? Oh wait, that's Victoria. 

Similar look, perf for: 1) being all no-nonsense like
2) channeling Katherine Hepburn
3) visiting your man in jail -->

 

 

And then BAM, when your possible-murderer fiance returns home, Emily knocks it out of the park with this shoulders out and waist-cincing gorgeousness of an outfit. She just struts right into the foyer like she owns the place. 

 

Well, hello brown wig. But honestly, what can't this girl pull off? The dark hair and bangs works for her--and apparently worked for mystery man as he was more than eager to take her home. 

How was he not expecting what came next? 

 

Punch. Punch. Kick. Kick. You're unconscious. If there was any doubt left in your mind that Emily is not the coolest chick you know, this scene confirms it. 

 

So I'm no fan of Victoria Grayson. 95% of the time I absolutely hate what she wears. She usually has no concept of day, time, her age, or any other factors she should be considering when dressing. That being said, this may acutally be my favorite dress Victoria has worn. I'm not quite sure if I approve of her visible bra--but the cut is flattering and the color/print is unobtrusive enough for daytime. 

 

"Oh no, what have I done? I got my son beaten up and now my hot, foreign ex-lover is buying me a drink. What do I do?! Maybe I shouldn't have worn so many necklaces!"

In all seriousness: how long is that string of beads? Is it one strand that she has expertly rearranged four or five times to look like completely new necklaces? Did she stash different variations in her purse because obviously carrying a change of clothes would be just too weird...

 

Even when she's dressed in a bedsheet in some random dude's loft (random to us, apparently not to her), she still has a necklace on! 

 

I absolutely love that Victoria flew into the room with the same clothes on from the previous day. I know Conrad made a comment about it--but it would have been amazing if Emily made a snide remark about Vicky's walk of shame that morning. I suppose Emily is just too classy for that kind of put-down ::sigh::

 

The slap heard 'round the Grayson mansion. Wasn't the execution of this slap so perfectly coordinated? Charlotte's hair flying around her head; Victoria's angry yet regretful look on her face. 

 

As I was watching this scene, I immediately thought, "What a fabulous coat, why is this the first time I've noticed a coat as fabulous as this on this show?" Then I realized that for the most part, it has been summer and there is no need for coats.

 

All I can say is thank god this is not a bandage dress, but does Queen V ever wear anything that is not skin-tight? 

Saturday
Apr212012

Doubt - Part 2 of 2 - The Sidekicks to Daniel's Life

You've got to admit, Daniel makes a pretty hot prisoner. That messy hair and tired look in his eye...

I still can't quite figure out if Emily really loves him or is still playing the Graysons; but to pretend to be in love with a guy like this--yeah, I could do it too. 

 

Thank you Revenge (!!!) writers for including this shirtless scene. After Pretty Little Liars lessened their male shirtlessness quota, we here at YKYLF have been going through withdrawals. 

 

Moving onto another Grayson, Charlotte dresses so unbelievably appropriately for her age, the wardrobe designers deserve an award merely for dressing Charlotte like the 16-year old that she is. 

 

Once again, completely appropriate and beyond cute. Such a sweet, girly dress for a girl that is slowly morphing into what I only expect is a version of LiLo.

 

You can always count on Nolan for best-dressed and expert layering skills. I do believe a sweater-vest is a new layer we have not yet seen on Nolan. The weather really must be changing--Victoria in a trench, Nolan in heavy knits. Oh the possibilities of what's to come! 

This is Nolan's summer-to-fall look; just add a Nordic-style sweater vest between your normal popped polo and blazer. Boyfriend is working it here in shades of blue... 

 

... then knocks it out of the PARK with this lobster-patterned sweater vest. LOBSTER SWEATER VEST. The only other person I can imagine pulling off a garment like this would be PLL's Spencer "Horse Sweaters" Hastings. The plaid pocket on this one, matching the red-and-white striped shirt?

Welcome back, sir. 

 

This is the look that Ann thought at first was a turtleneck layered inside of a shirt... turns out, his shirt is just so unbuttoned it casts a huge shadow all over his neck region. For Nolan, this is a low-key ensemble. One shirt? No vest? Only one pattern? This must be his version of sweats.

 

Speaking of sweats, look at what that fire did to poor Mason. It burned his desire for cravats, bowties and pocket squares and replaced it with a four-pack of wine coolers. If that's just not the saddest thing you've ever seen...

(Also: check out Nolan's two-toned spectator shoes, striding into the frame like Ronald McDonald just came on the scene.)

 

Here Mason is again, Giving Nolan a run for his money. So nice to see he's got his groove (and bow ties, and faux-Truman Capote style) back.

 

Silk cravat. These guys are bringing the unexpected way more than the ladies this week.

 

OMG. Did Connor pull this from his old Gossip Girl wardrobe? Eerily similar to the St. Jude's uniforms he use to wear....

 

On the complete opposite of the wardrobe spectrum, Jack gives us the everyman look. He does make a zip-up look pretty dang good. 

 

Enough of the boys. Why can't we see more of Ashley? She is my favorite. Look at that color-blocking on her top. Check out those earrings!

Next to Nolan, she has the best wardrobe on this show. And we get to witness it for a maximum of five seconds per episode. Such a shame. 

 

Lastly, we've got the mystery man. Who is he? 

OK, we sort of know who he is - he's the guy who beat up Jack and arranged the hit on Daniel. But what's his deal? I wouldn't mind learning more about him. I do love me some bad boys... 

Thursday
Apr192012

Mini Recap: Doubt

WELCOME BACK, SHOW!! So, Daniel's in jail and everybody in The Hamptons is either trying to prove his innocence or Jack/Fauxmanda's guilt. Queen V gets a big gold star for CRAZY as she sets up her house like a police station, complete with a personal sketch artist. You know, because the real police are just so bourgeois. Declan dips his toes into the land of scheming, selling out Charlotte to remove Jack as a suspect in Tyler's murder. Nolan wears, I think, a turtleneck inside of a popped collar. And Emily? First, she brings Mason Treadwell back to town entirely just to frame Queen V for torching his house. Then, she wears a crazy wig and totally beats up the guy who beat up Jack!! REVENGE (!!!)

 

 

Emily's Target

Like every week, Queen V is at the core of Emily's wrath. They're BFFs for like, half a scene as they both worry about Daniel, but then Emily swiftly frames Queen V for Mason's house fire after finding out Mommie Dearest organized Daniel's jail attack. 

Gala of the Week
A party for two, wearing nothing but sheets and ginormous necklaces in Casa de Queen V's Ex-Lovah!

Best Dressed
Emily continues channeling 1950s socialite glamour, strutting through jail in separates to DIE FOR.

Most Soapy Moment
Queen V's ex calls her by her maiden name, buys her a drink, shoves her up against a wall and then spends the night making sweet, sweet love to her - like, five seconds after she found out the extent of the injuries Daniel sustained in the attack (that she totally caused). Play on, playa.

Over-the-Shoulder Hugs: 0
Seriously, none! Everybody's so angsty this week, nobody had time to hug while looking ominously over someone's shoulder. Too much going on! 


Kate gets to try and make sense of this week's crosses and double-crosses and double-double crosses. Check back on Saturday!