Part 3 of 3: She's a Maniac
Mona! Girl! So glad to see you out and about with access to a phone and fresh black hoodies. Her entrance was a little bit American Horror Story, and the rest of her appearance was a little Single White Female.
With so much crazy on the loose, Emily is really lucky to have found Nate. He seems fairly stable even though last week he got all up in Jenna’s grill. It’s probably just stress, though. I mean look at this pink shirt. No one who’s crazy would wear a pink shirt, right?
And look how doting he is on Emily – it’s really sweet. I’ll admit this pose and gaze of his right now is a little too much on the Norman Bates side of things, but he’s just concerned right? I mean, did we chat about the pink shirt?
Oh. Oh wait. Nate’s closet actually has a kidnapped and gagged & bound Paige inside. Hmm. OK, so maybe Nate isn’t exactly a Stable Sally like we thought. Can we also just chat for a second about how dark this episode was from start to finish? I mean secret pregnancies and boy troubles aside, there have been ambulances and now a straight-up kidnapping to deal with. Personally, I’m exhausted.
Yup, there’s the crazy. Nothing says, “Let’s be together” more than brandishing a knife against someone’s throat. Nate’s master plan is to kill Paige in front of Emily, thereby taking something she loves away, much like Emily “stole” Maya from Nate; or Lyndon, whatever. No big deal. *collar tug*
Hey at least, we can count on that handsome bad boy Caleb to be there to protect the girls!
We haven’t seen a truly upset group shot with phones for a while! Even Aria's cray BDG pants can not distract them. A has really stepped up their game and just when you thought you knew what was going on...
SWEET TAP DANCING CHRIST. Toby is on the A-Team? Well, I damn near lost my mind. Hey fall premiere – I’m waiting for you.