Pretty Little Liars: What Lies Beneath
Friday, August 17, 2012 at 3:12PM Lesley-Anne Steeleworthy - Staff Editor Part 2 of 2: Bold Colours are where it's at
Hanna is all kinds of winning this week when it comes to colour.
Pink phone case matches your pink skinnies? Yes.
Ruffled blue top with the pink skinnies? Double yes. I'm not jazzed on the zipper in front, but I'm going to let that slide. And I know I should be more concerned with Hanna's bleeding leg in this scene, but I was mostly focused on the fact that they were cropped coloured denim.
If I were going to do a "best of" vote on outfits, mine would consistently go to Hanna.
I'm super sad her pretty pants got ruined.
Although frankly, that table top surgery probably crossed a few ethical lines and not for the good. But Wren isn't known for making good decisions.
You're a doctor. With an accent. Why do you need to go fishing in the kiddie pool? There's no cute, single, 25 year-olds in all of Pennsylvania who'd date a doctor with an accent? Srsly?
Trying, but still failing, right now is Ella.
I'm going to give her snaps for wearing something other than beige and for attempting to belt things. But for reals? Still frumpsville. Then again, I guess dating during the workday is uncharted fashion territory.
Who has a picnic lunch in their classroom? Super sweet of this Zack dude, but take that shit off campus or into the staff room. Because you know what that leads to?
Lucky it was your daughter. Try explaining that moment to the principal after a random student walks in.
As for cafe dude Zack, who owns coffee shop with name that has to mean something clue wise? Cute.
But I'm not a fan of the sketch facial hair. I'm sure the Clash shirt shows off your edginess enough, even if you probably did buy it at Urban Outfitters. The facial hair isn't necessary to prove you're still young and hip, yet old enough to date a mom. And honestly, Ella really isn't in a place to judge. She's dating at least three other dudes and wearing this:
At least it has colour. That's all I've got.
The only other person trying to wear some colour this week was Mr. Sketchypants himself.
While dull, it is totally exciting compared to the other dudes this week.
For example, Nate, whom I don't trust as far as I can throw.
Dullsville, Pennsylvania: population Nate. If you're going to be all shady and probably not even related to Maya (I'm calling it), at least dress like you're shady. And don't be macking on the girls with girlfriends.
That's just some extra free, non-fashion advice. Because from the looks of it, you don't want to cross Paige.
She could still be one of the A Team.
Speaking of A Team, they broke out the red paint again this week.
Aw, A Team. I missed your threatening graffiti! It's a wonder no one has figured out you're a thing, what with this sort of message left behind.
Morning after getting stabbed in the leg by a broken window, Hanna is still the fashion winner.
Apparently she's also the only one who bothered to change her clothes. Love the red jeans though. And especially love the studded top. Well played.
I'd never guess you were locked in the Kahn's creepy spare room of creepiness the night before.
Or that you found it hidden behind the board games (that's where I keep my hidden rooms).
You're getting really good at this Nancy Drew stuff, Hanna. Secret of the Hidden Creepy Room: almost solved (we know Maya was chilling in there for most of the summer with odds and ends belonging to Ali).
Finally, I leave you with two things: a gift and a clue.
Five hoodies. Plus A. That's six suspects. And that's all I've got clue wise. To cheer you up, this:
You're welcome.
Reader Comments (8)
Where's part 1?
Right here -> http://www.youknowyoulovefashion.com/prettylittleliars/2012/8/17/pretty-little-liars-what-lies-beneath-1.html
love love love your blog!!! and I don't know why on earth Wren is only dating teens, but I guess nobody in Rosewood dates in their own age category!
What about at the end when A reaches for the remote on top of a cardboard box labeled "Hopkins". I'm thinking Wren could be in the running for the A-team. Could mean John Hopkins Hospital....? And possibly Paige killed Maya... she seemed super jelly of their relationship.
I think it's suspicious that Wren is not on ABCF's list of "ONE OF THESE PEOPLE IS ON THE A TEAM" even though he clearly is. Also? Ella has a total belting FAIL on that outfit. If you're going to wear a belt, cinch it at your waist, don't just let it droop pointlessly around your hips. Outside of your shirt. Aria may have questionable taste, but at least she knows where her belts are supposed to go. Usually.
I just think there's something really weird about Nate... I also think he's not related to Maya and why?... why would you want to kiss the girl who was your (dead) cousin's girlfriend?? I just don't get it... Am I the only one who thinks that's really weird and creepy? not to mention Emily has a girlfriend now... He's just really weird, really creepy and really poorly dressed...
Gaby - all of those things! Yes! Nate has creeped me out from day one. If he ends up being totally innocent and related to Maya, I will be surprised.
Tamara - oooh! Missed the "Hopkins" written on the box. I need to re-watch the ends of all the episodes in one go. I bet if I did, I'd know who A is (maybe).
My first thought when she got that big gash in her leg was, OMG NO those gorgeous jeans are ruined!