Pretty Little Liars: The Remains of A

Part 2 of 2 - Who Dun It?

Yeeeah. Isn't this just a little too, I don't know, slor-ish for a 14 year-old? Or am I just getting old? While it absolutely fits Ali's personality, I would much prefer if this dress was hanging in my closet instead of on her body. 

I know we're supposed to be focusing on the importance of this charm anklet, but how can anyone focus on anythng with these shoes in the way? These are 100% eff me now shoes and I 112% love them. But there's no way she's 'A'.

'A' could never make a quick getaway in 13" heels.

Speaking of man-eaters, Ashley Marin is by far the most awesome mom. But I'm still not fooled by her sweetness (although why she would want to hurt her daughter I haven't decided, unless they're in it together... soory, I'm getting carried away). In terms of sartorial choices, I didn't really like her necklace and was confused by the neckline on this dress. 

Do you know what else I'm confused about? Why sometimes Ashley's hair looks SO red, and other times...

It looks light brown. In the very next scene! It can't just be the lighting. Are there two of her? But I do love this dress, and I love that she showed some clevage at a church function, and made a joke about alcohol to a pastor. This is why Ashley rocks, and where Hanna gets her sass. 

Apple, tree. All that.

Also on our suspect list: Ezra. Maybe if you had opened his robe just a little more we wouldn't accuse you of being on the A Team.

But as soon as we (and by we I mean Aria) opened your sock drawer to this, and you subsequently lied to us/Aria about the money's source, we had no choice but to accuse you of criminal activity. Bro, if you don't want someone to find this "secret" stash, don't go hiding it in your sock drawer in a tiny apartment where your girlfriend is bound to come across it one day when her Laura Ashley boots eat her socks and she needs to go looking for replacements.

And Mr. Hastings what is your deal? Why are you wearing a hideous paisley tie? And how is it that you disappear for ages, return, and suddenly know everything about everything? You. Are. A. Mystery. 

Papa Spence needs to take a clue from Detective Wilden, who's proving he's not all good hair and expensive suits. Is he part of the A clan? Or is he actually onto A's identity? Why does he always show up when things are getting more out of hand than normal? 

And why was Harry Potter, Holden involved with Emily's kidnapping? He obviously wanted her to see his stamp, he saw the recognition in her face. Who are you? Tell us your life story before I spike your punch with Veritaserum.

Sidenote: I threw this in so ya'll could get another look at Hanna's pretty, pretty dress. Oh, and so we can start keeping track of the height of Toby's hair. 

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!! WHO KILLED THEM??!! WHY WAS SPENCER SO UPSET????? WHO WAS SPENCER GOING TO CALL BEFORE GETTING THIS TEXT???!!!!! WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!!?

Am I being too dramatic? No, didn't think so. All these unanswered questions are starting to make me anxious. Last question of the day, why did Garrett's case get completely dropped? He still did some shady things like stealing the page from the autopsy. Isn't that a crime? UGH! PLL, you kill me.

Comments

[Zusje]

If memory serves right not the entire case was thrown concerning Garret,at the end when A is reading the newspapers I thought I read that they dropped the charges on Ali's case but that the prosecutor is continuing with Maya's case alone...

And I want to be Ashley Marin when I'm her age....no scratch that I want to be Ashley Marin right here,right now....her hair,her wardrobe,her cool!!!Only Ashley would worry about making booze jokes and wearing cleavage at an event she's attending with a pastor but not flinch thinking on how she stole money a few months back...isn't stealing like a big deal sin in church??Oh Ashley...

And I vote for more scenes with Em in awesome,pretty,girly dresses and Ali in F... me pumps(obviously with Whinehouse's song in the background)...best fashion highlights on this season,if not the entire series so far(along with Ashley's dress from a few episodes back...I still want/need that dress like yesterday).

[Ann]

You guys, so did Ezra get the money from Jason for providing info about the grave robbery? Does he have a secret cooler with Ali's body AND his vodka in another sock drawer? MYSTERIES UPON MYSTERIES

[Lauren V]

Zusje - I totes agree, the fashion this episode was really above par. It's rare that there's so many great pieces in one episode! That may be a good call on Garrett - I didn't read the paper that closely but now I'm definitely going to have to go back and check it out! And ya, Ashley is my new role model.

Ann - Honestly, at this point I wouldn't be surprised by anything!! So many mysteries! And I think there's only like 2 more episodes this season for them to answer all our questions!!