Pretty Little Liars: This is a Dark Ride

Part 2 of 3 - American Idol Runner-Up Adam Lambert!!

Did you notice that there was basically no parental or adult supervision on the Party Train? I know, all the teens on this show are about 24, but still. Considering how often kids turn up dead in this town, you'd think they would have some sort of police detail.

But no. The closest we got to a proper grown-up on the train was... American Idol Runner-Up Adam Lambert!

Yeah... I don't know either. He has a song about a train? Or something? But is this really what American Idol Runner-Up Adam Lambert wants to be doing on Halloween (aka Gay Christmas)? Hanging out with a bunch of Rosewood teens on the murder train?

The party-goers weren't that excited to see him, at first:

Maybe they're sad because they ran out of Tresemme Dry Shampoo.

The PLLs all agreed to come to the party dressed as their fav movie character. Light years ahead of her old Mary Queen of Scots costume, Spencer brought the old-school glama as Lauren Bacall from To Have and Have Not:

DEATHLY. I mean, has Spencer ever looked hotter? Ever? Circle snaps.

She even brought every girl's best accessory, a gorgeous guy in a flawless suit:

I mean yeah, so he's evil and possibly tried to kill her and/or Aria and possibly actually murdered Garrett, and has been part of the team stalking and ruining her life for the last couple years, but come on. Toby looks super hot in that hat, right?

Hanna continues her trend of dressing like iconic blondes (remember Hefty Hanna as Britney Spears?) with this ode to Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch:

Her makeup is flawless, but the fit on this dress wasn't killer enough to show off her amazing bod. And also? Why did she wear a blond chin-length wig, when her hair is, you know... a blond, chin-length bob?

Aria may have misunderstood the memo, as she came dressed as Daisy from The Great Gatsby. Yes, I know it was a movie before, and will be a movie again -- but Aria herself said that she was dressing like Daisy from the book.

Her costume was gorgeous. The only other costume we've seen her in was when she dressed as herself in The First Secret. This colour is gorgeous, the cut is flawless, the headpiece is cute... I mean, this is better than she dresses on a daily basis.

What's funny about her dressing like Daisy is that Daisy is the ultimate bland good girl. Daisy never does anything interesting, and nothing interesting ever happens to her... kinda like Aria. UNTIL TONIGHT! DUH DUH DUUUUH!

Who am I forgetting? Oh, could it be SEX ON A STICK a.k.a. Emily Fields as Barbarella??

HOLY F&*%

It's no surprise that Paige spends basically the entire party staring at her, drooling, and thanking the fates that she gets to get up on this (despite how she almost drowned her that time). Also, Paige looks super gorgeous as Marlene Dietrich in Morocco.

Look out Brangelina! Paily's in the hizz-ouse!!

Although, upon closer examination, there are some slight issues in Emily's bodysuit there. I mean, she's gorgeous (her hair! her makeup!) but... that could have been a bit more flattering in the crotch region. #justsayin

But now that we've got the PLLs on the Murder Train, along with American Idol Runner-Up Adam Lambert, the creepy fun is just beginning...