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Monday
Jan092012

The Age of Dissonance - Part 2 of 3 - In the Wings

 

Apparently, Elle is the most beautiful woman Chuck’s ever seen. Personally, I think Blair beats this Beauty and the Geek reject any day.

I also think Blair would know not to crowd such a small neckline with heavy jewellery.

 

Chuck is as radiant as a man can be in his purple pinstriped suit, lilac shirt and lavender paisley tie – the variation in shades creates a gorgeous contrast. His double-breasted overcoat is wonderful too, and the black leather gloves are Bogart to a T.

 

He even has classy robes. While cross-robing suits some people (i.e. Chuck in Blair’s robe is a total turn on), Elle is bedraggled and unspectacular.

 

The base tones of this suit are deep navy and beige, but the burgundy accents in the plaid and in the tie make it look less austere. The pale lavender of Chuck's shirt pops, as does his pink pocket square.

The leather gloves return! They’re accompanied this time by an incredible wool coat, made of patchwork grey, blue and cream. Who could turn down that coat face?

 

But Elle turns down Chuck and a life with him in South America (bitch). She successfully clashes shades of blue and purple in her scarf, gloves and purse, and but that lovely well cut cream coat is a little too bulky to flatter her shape.

 

Speaking of turning down Chuck, it’s Bart Bass!

Or not.

Chuck calls on an old family friend to find out more about his Eyes Wide Shut experience. Are we to assume the Basses have a Gordon Gecko-esque dress code? The Wall Streeter white collared blue shirt, the gold tie with blue and white accents, the smarmy grin…

 

I rest my case with Carter Baizen: high on charm, short on ability to wear anything but grey, white and blue. Carter sends Elle packing and pokes Chuck’s heart in a more suitable direction –

 

Dorota.

Just kidding. Still, Dorota is a safer option for a life partner. You’d never be left out in the cold with that snuggly pink robe up for grabs.


I rest my case with the delicious specimen that is Carter Baizen: high on charm, short on ability to wear anything but grey shirts and white and blue shirts. Carter sends Elle packing and pokes Chuck’s heart in a more suitable direction –

 

Wednesday
Jan052011

Hi, Society - Part 1 of 3 - The Debutantes

Summary:  Gossip Girls, it’s Debutante season!  Blair, of course, considers this one of the most important days of her life, so she naturally selects royalty to be her escort.  Chuck and Nate however, have other plans.  Nate’s seen how relaxed she is lately—not realizing that it’s his best friend who’s “working out” all of Blair’s tension.  He decides he wants her back, and despite the secret sexual thrall Chuck has over her, Blair agrees.  Lily’s mother CeCe appears, Banquo-like, determined that Serena will make her debut and she’ll make it with Carter Baizen, who’s decided that looking like Matthew McConaughey between movies won’t win our fair maiden’s heart.  Allison Humphrey has her art show debut the same night as the ball, and can’t win her daughter away from the diamonds and dancing that Lily holds out like a lure.  And Allison definitely can’t keep Dan away from the belle of the ball, Serena.

 

The Debutante Ball is an event practically tailored for the likes of Blair Waldorf.  There’s gowns, polished parquet floors, champagne and backstabbing girls—and nevermind the formal dancing.

Here’s what Blair chooses to wear to the debutante rehearsal:  a navy romper, a matching blue tie, ruffled white shirt, and bright red tights.  This outfit is another example of the individual parts not being nearly as good as the whole.  I probably shouldn’t love this, but I do anyway.  Rompers have been blasted more than once on YKYLF, but I have to admit, if you’re going to wear a romper, this is the way to do it.  Blair looks crisp and classic and colorful—and wonderful.

This is literally the second time we’ve seen Blair wear jeans (or really, pants of any kind).

And now we know why.  It’s not her body—despite what she thinks, her body is practically flawless—it’s the cut of the jeans.  I know from personal experience, skinny jeans don’t work very well if you have short legs.

However, the rest of the outfit is a breath of fresh air for Blair.  The camel cable sweater paired with the wide-collared emerald green corduroy jacket is a nice combination and is lovely with her coloring.  Plus, it’s really nice to see Blair wear something more casual once in awhile.

It’s odd to see the above outfit compared to the one below, also worn while supposedly just lying around the house.

This filmy purple dress with a magenta sash is lovely.  It’s fun and flirty, paired with the black slingback stilettos, though I find it rather formal attire for a casual evening at home.

I wish we could have seen more of this ivory eyelet dress worn with pearls and a dainty pale gold headband.  But even what we see of it, I think we can give Blair a big A+ for looking her best at the reception held for the debutantes.

And finally, we come to the most important outfit Blair wears until she gets married.

Her debutante gown.

Okay, so I’m fairly sure that I’m going to get tarred and feathered for this, but from the moment I saw it, I thought this dress was a massive error in judgment.  It’s astonishing that for the first gown Eric Daman ever designed for the show, he decided to create this monstrosity.

The silvery brocade fabric isn’t terrible, though close up it looks very matronly.

I can’t even talk about the bow.  I’ve been permanently scarred by its parrot-like quality, perched there, right on the Queen B’s shoulder.  The rest of the bodice isn’t so bad, though from this angle it looks particularly ill-fitted on the opposite-bow shoulder.  Oh wait.  Those are pleats and they’re supposed to be there.

Undoubtedly, the very worst part of this dress is the bottom half, which resembles a car wash—plus makes Blair look chunky, which she is most definitely not.

My good friend Bella, when hearing I was going to be doing a recap of "Hi, Society," insisted that I specifically talk about both Blair and Chuck’s gloves.  As for Blair’s, sorry Bella, I can’t say that I’m a fan of them.

It’s not the idea of the gloves I dislike, but the execution.  The fabric the gloves were made in is the same silver brocade as the dress, and it’s too bulky to make a sleek-fitted glove.

On a more positive note, the simple chignon is classic and elegant, and I like the understated makeup.  However, I have to give my overwhelming approval for the necklace she’s wearing, as well as her drop diamond earrings.

Sorry, Blair, I have to be honest—this was not your best moment.  But, don’t worry, you’ll do better next time.

Oh Chuck, you break me with your suave style.

Could anyone else wear a checked khaki jacket with a St. Jude’s uniform and the famous (or infamous) scarf?  I think not.

Chuck truly brings it this episode.

I love this gray wool jacket with contrasting black trim.  The collar is so cool, with its buttons and unusual shape.  It works great in combination with the light pink shirt and blue polka-dotted ascot.

As much as I love formal Chuck, I love casual Chuck even more—he gets really creative with his look.  This big toggle-buttoned coat is simply awesome, though I’m not entirely sure about these jeans stuffed into the boots.  He kind of looks like a hunter on vacation, which is nearly the exact opposite of what he actually is: a scheming, womanizing, boozing billionaire’s son.

Okay, I lied.  I adore formal Chuck too.  This is honest to god one of the best formal Chuck moments to date or perhaps even the future (though I positively worship his sparkly tux in "It’s a Wonderful Lie").

This tuxedo is a miracle of sartorial sumptuousness.

The sparkly white shirt, paired with the satin bow tie and placket and large cuffs?  Glorious.

The severely tailored jacket?  Even more glorious.

The shiny skinny pants?  Um, not so glorious.

And for Bella, I will admit that Chuck’s gloves here are fantastic.  A million times better than Blair’s.  Plus, who doesn’t like a gentleman in gloves?  Not that Chuck is necessarily a gentleman, but he’s a bad boy masquerading as one, which is so much better.

Oh, look.  It’s more rumpled St. Jude’s uniforms from Nate!  What a huge surprise.

Does the man even know how to straighten a tie?  Or tuck in a shirt?

To woo Blair back, Nate changes into a casual outfit—and more astonishingly, it isn’t blue.

Actually, the sweater isn’t bad.  I like the little argyle detail in the upper right hand corner; its slightly more creative than what he generally wears.  An improvement overall.

But when he gets fitted for his tuxedo, we see him take about ten steps back from the green sweater. 

This tux seems like the first step in Nate’s plan to dress more interesting (or perhaps more like Chuck?), but he’s apparently decided he wants to go into the music industry and moonlight as MC Hammer.

Blair, who’s supposed to be supervising this fitting, is clearly a little distracted by a certain bad boy, because she doesn’t tell Nate that he looks ridiculous.

Admittedly, once the tux is properly fit, it does look better, but I still think the grey was an unfortunate choice that Blair definitely should have vetoed, even if it did match her dress.

Carter Baizen, Chuck’s nemesis, is back this episode and he’s been told by Grandma Cece that he has to win Miss Serena's heart.

This isn’t a terrible formal tuxedo look, but it seems off somehow.  The bow tie and vest are ill-fitting and an excessively boring dark gray when paired with the stark black and white of his shirt and jacket.  Plus, there’s too much gel in his hair.  Would you consider me crazy if I told you I thought he looked a lot more interesting before, when he was a globe-trotting, poker-playing peacekeeper?

Kati and Iz are obviously participating in the debutante activities as well, but instead of looking youthful,  they're straight out of Driving Miss Daisy instead.

Kati looks almost respectable here.  Her jacket and jewelry are much closer to chic than Isabel’s layered pearls and the matronly sweater paired with an Indiana Jones hat.

Unfortunately, we don’t get any view of Iz’s debutante gown, but probably due to Kati’s vastly superior reception outfit, we do get to see hers.

Unfortunately she fails pretty hard at the actual ball itself.  This gown, if we can call it that, is a real hot mess.  In fact, I don’t even think it’s a “gown”—it’s more of a skirt with beaded vest.  The skirt isn’t so bad, it’s more that it makes her look heavy.  The vest is really where she loses me because when you’re a debutante, you definitely want to look as unclothed as possible.

The final blow are those hideous gloves, with those ugly fluted edges that look straight out of A Knight’s Tale.  Nevermind that whoever was her date decided to give her a corsage made out of puff balls, some mistletoe, and one of Blair’s bow headbands.

Thursday
Oct222009

Enough About Eve, 3 of 3 - Everyone Else

And now it’s time for those who didn’t get screentime this week. Before we begin, a moment of silence for the character of Eric. Rendered so inconsequential and useless that he doesn’t even get to make a cameo for breakfast. Olivia may have stolen his chair at the van der Humphrey table, but he has forever stolen our hearts. Or something.

Moving on.

Jenny! Who gets less lines/screentime than the new minions do.

 

Awww…her bad self is so adorable. You know how she’s all tough and alternative? Because you can see her bra strap.

 

Oh yeah. Badness. You see, good girls don’t show their bra straps, but Jenny isn’t a good girl. She’s punk. So punk she has waffles at home with the fam on a Sunday morning.

 

Rock on Jenny, rock on.  And while you’re at it, maybe sew an extra inch on your skirt. Or maybe pick a top that isn’t the colour of the leftover milk from a bowl of Lucky Charms. Just a thought. You are supposed to be the fashion designer of the family.

 

And that’s all airtime Li’l J got. Better luck next week, kiddo.

On the other hand, we did get to see a bit of Lily. Actress Kelly Rutherford spent the episode making every woman who has ever had a baby feel bad about herself. Baby? What three month old baby?

 

And that’s her outfit for waffles! Personally, I don’t do satin when I’m eating waffles. I hate trying to explain to my dry cleaner that I got syrup on my top. 

For meeting Vanessa’s mom, also a breakfast date, Lily once again looks stunning.

 

She also makes a face that says, “Haha. This joke where you wear Vanessa’s clothes to fool me is a funny one.” Of course, that leads to an awkward moment where she realizes that no, these are Gabriela’s own clothes and this woman actually got up this morning and said, “this flowy skirt in the completely different pattern from the flowy top is the perfect outfit for today. Let me just add ten bracelets, two rings and a couple of necklaces. Perfect.” 

 

I’m sorry to say, but this is what happens when you marry washed up rockers from Brooklyn, Lily.  What also happens is that this guy starts moving his “Welcome Back Kotter” mugs (how delightfully kooky!) and records into your apartment:

Now that is true love. Because that guy in the plaid is moving in to live with this woman:

 

And she’s totally okay with the fact that he will always look that dorky and schlubby.

My guess is that in public Lily probably acts all modest and says things like, “oh, this old thing? I just threw it on”. But when she’s alone in front of her mirror? Dollars to donuts she says things like, “nailed it yet again Lily van der Woodsen WhateverKlaus’namewas Bass Humphrey. You are a vision.”  And who are we to argue? Except, since that’s sort of the point of this blog, I will say that she could have picked a better bra to go with this dress.

 

I know. It’s a stretch. But satin isn’t forgiving and she should know better. Next time Lily, I don’t want to see the outline of your bra.

As for the little people on the show, well, here they are.

Carter looks unhappy. Possibly because he’s had to wear the same outfit for the entire third season and the frigging CW couldn’t spring for stupid belt.

 

Or maybe he’s cranky that he has to go do manual labour in Texas. But my money is on the fact that he didn’t once get to wear a belt.

 

Minions!

They have names!

Amalia is kind of a lesser Penelope, but with the same fashion sense. Which is why she wore a pink polka dotted hairband with a high necked blue ruffled blouse and a floral print skirt.

 

Memo to Blair: if you’re going to take over the school, take your minions shopping first. Because while Amalia’s was just kind of sad, Minion number 2 (Sophie) is actually wearing one of your sundresses from the summer:

 

Not cool Blair. Not cool. 

And Minion Amalia could also use some work on her formal wear. The puckering satin isn’t going to do her hips any favours.

 

 

I couldn’t get a good shot of the full dress, but Minion Sophie is about two ruffles short of a Miss J gimmick on ANTM:

 
Thursday
Oct152009

Rufus Getting Married, 3 of 3 - all the rest

Chuck’s robe. Of course he has a robe like this. I’m just surprised it’s not satin.

 

 

When Chuck’s pants sit this high, it’s less “Gordon Gecko” and more “Larry King.” And where is his belt?

 

So much of Chuck’s wardrobe merits an “of course.” Of course he has a robe. Of course he has a purple suit. Of course he has an outfit specifically for giving massages. 

 

Back to a suit with matching pocket square. So much better than the suspenders.

 

I figured that the suspenders were his “casual wear,” and suits were his formal wear. Now, I’m just wondering if he has some sort of jacket aversion. 

 

So, Dan’s going through a big taupe phase. I’m not a fan. 

 

I’m also not a fan of his hair, which is starting to look like Kramer’s after all the showerheads were changed to low-flow. 

 

Love the tight jeans. And, to answer your question, yes, this is a totally different taupe shirt he’s wearing. 

 

I have no complaints about his suit here (except that he’s not wearing a belt, and it’s just getting weird. Where have all the belts gone??) In fact, if Dan could wear this sort of thing more often, I’d be wholly in support of it.

 

Nate, looking slick in a grey shirt at dim sum. Although, given how often he seems to talk about vampires and vampire movies these days, I’m starting to wonder if he’s keeping something from us. He knows vampires don’t ride on brooms, and he has Robert Pattinson’s hair. Do we know for sure Nate’s not a vampire? 

 

I’m not wild about the mis-matched jacket and pants. I’m even less pleased about the lack of a belt. 

 

The man of the hour, strutting into his loft after his fight with Lily. In the always-thrilling taupe.

 

I was hoping Lily and Rufus would work it out if for no other reason than that she’d make him get a haircut and make Jenny stop wearing horrible makeup. Seriously, Rufus is rocking some Swayze hair, and it’s not working. Unless he’s trying to look like he’s clinging to his youth, in which case, it’s perfect.

 

The day of his wedding, color-coordinated with his notepad.

 

Love the suit. But dear god, someone please either get this man a haircut or some styling gel. I mean, look at those bangs. Donald Trump has those bangs.

 

So glad to see Eric, even if he is wearing taupe. 

 

He looks sharp in his suit, though, and I’m sad we didn’t get more shots of him. Can we get an Eric web series or something? There is not enough of him. Maybe an Eric/Dorota spinoff. 

 

I love how the new mean girls are a little funkier now that they’re under the reign of Little J. 

 

Three of the four in animal print, with large heart pendant necklaces. 

 

And, of course, layered with a longer necklace. 

 

The daughter of investment bankers is sent away in a blur, but she has a fabulous bag that I wish I could have gotten a better shot of. 

 

Ugh. Bree. I’m on Blair’s side for this one. Do not like, will be glad to get rid of her. Here she is in a dress with some random sash and skin-toned lipstick. Because that’s a flattering look.

 

And wearing a low-cut floral maxi. What’s up with that, Bree? Don’t you know, only Serena is allowed to dress inappropriately for formal occasions? 

 

And the man she’s after, Carter. I blame him for Nate and Chuck’s lack of belts. 

 

No, really, what is up with his aversion to belts? Did he use all of them to settle his gambling debts? 

 

It’s so exciting to see Dorota in something other than her uniform. I love the giant hat.

 

Dorota-07, international woman of mystery. 

 

And of course Scott. Or, as I’ve taken to calling him, Oeyeliner Rex. Don’t care if it catches on, it amuses me. His clothes bore me almost as much as he does. 

 

Wednesday
Sep232009

The Freshman, Part 3 of 3 - the boys 

Nothing too exciting for Dan.  This green-ish button is kind of blah and boring, but I’m intrigued by Dan’s hair.  Is Penn Badgely growing his back out to the curly mess he had in Bedford Diaries?? Please, say it is so!! (Seriously…I loved his hair like that.)

 

We all know Chuck is a fabulous dresser, and he does not disappoint in this episode.  The tone-on-tone of the purple paisley tie with the purple shirt is gorgeous.  Rachel Zoe keeps popping into my head, “I die!” I think Chuck Bass (or Ed Westwick) is the only one who can make suspenders look that hot!

 

Still unsure of how I feel about Carter (as Serena’s love interest) but I know for sure that HE NEEDS TO WEAR A BELT!  His shirt is tucked in, belt loops are clearly visible and screaming for that long piece of leather attached to a metal buckle!!  I’m not going to even mention the length of his pants.  Enough said.