Dan feels honored when he learns that Upright Citizen's Brigade is performing (boring) excerpts from his book, "Inside." Blair tries to prove Serena's suspicions wrong in order to save their drama-rama friendship. On her way out of town, Ivy ends up on a collision course with the van der Woodsens.
The winner for "Most boring outfit of the day" goes to Dan, who refuses to use that writer's imagination on his wardrobe. C'mon Dan, Salinger (probably) dressed better than you!
Rufus was wearing his nice brown sweater, but opted for his throw-back comfort jacket, which Dan gives two-comfortable thumbs down. Way harsh, Daniel. And Rufus, don't listen to your bratty son, just wear what you dig.
Meanwhile, across NYC in the UES... a feuding S and B are locked in the breakfast nook by D - with nothing but their fashion to defend them.
Loving Blair's nature themed top, and hating on her whatever-the-hell-that-is skirt. But with a face like that, how can I hate on our bodacious brunette?
I can't. Oh and that simple necklace is a nice antidote to the skirt. Less is sometimes more, indeed
Serena also doesn't dress to impress (me). It seems like the designer couldn't make up his or her mind and went in three different directions. Someone needs a fashion GPS.
But Chuck is here to point us in the right direction with a bold and beautiful purple matching tie and handkerchief. Sidenote: why does Chuck always look either constipated or like he works in Murders and Executions with Patrick Bateman? Take a chill-pill and have a nice relaxing night at Dorsia!
He further spreads the fashion wealth by giving Dan's book-agent an illegal green scarf, ideal for her grey outfit and necklace. She looks more-than-happy here... book deals for everyone!!
Oh, but I am not happy to see CeCe in her current state. Still, even when she's sick as a dog, she's cool as a cat. I'd like to think that if were we homies, CeCe would have my back. I also like to pretend that she's an avid follower of YKYLF. Who sometimes guest blogs for Pretty Little Liars. What? It could happen.
As for CeCe's faux granddaughter, ChIvy's impressing me with her heavy necklace and golden shoulder studs. Girlfriend is constantly glued to her smartphone - she better have that unlimited data plan, or she's XOXO'd.
The real Charlie Rhodes is staring deeeeep into her coffee cup, lost in a trance, while wearing a lovely cream top.
What's in that coffee cup?
A) The Groupon deal of the day?
B) Her Inside lines?
D) Some sort of water-submergable recording device, since we all know she's the real Gossip Girl?