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Thursday
Mar032011

Empire of the Son - Part 1 of 3 - The Corporate Club

Episode Synopsis: Has anyone ever seen Empire of the Sun? It’s about a Japanese internment camp…and if you want a place with as many landmines (of the more figurative variety), congratulations! You’ve come to the right place. Lily turns herself into the D.A. for what she did to Ben. Wham! Serena thinks Ben betrayed her by stealing Lily’s affidavit, but it was actually his mother who swiped it for Thorpe. Boom! Nate and Raina are together. Pow! Vanessa shows up wearing a garbage bag. Fizzle. Thorpe blackmails Chuck and Lily with the stolen affidavit, but when that backfires he tells Chuck that Bart killed his wife. Bang! William Van der Woodsen returns. Kablooey! Blair and Dan grow closer. Kaboom! Blair and Dan kiss. Nuclear explosion. 

Or fireworks?

 

Nothing says spring like a hostile takeover and blackmail. Revenge and pastels were rife at Thorpe Enterprises and Russell Thorpe does well by these cheery shades of purple. Instead of looking like an Easter egg, he looks springy and sophisticated.

 

I’m all for wearing bright colors and mixing things up, but there’s something a wee bit off-putting here. Maybe it’s the garish tie that's as bright as the sun. Maybe it’s the basket weave/checkerboard pattern. Or maybe it’s because he’s wearing four different colors. Two piece suit. Four colors. You do the math.

 

Now, here’s a man who knows his way around a suit—and all three pieces at that! I love that he’s wearing shades of purple, too (I know, the brown coat’s a little distracting, but I promise, purple lurks within). The bold patterned tie with the subtly striped shirt is enough to make his look interesting without being loud. I still can't decide how I feel about this coat, though. It's beautiful as a stand-alone piece and, like everything else he owns, is immaculately tailored. I'm just not really jiving with that particular color for this particular suit. A+ for effort, though!

 

For his premature celebratory gathering, Chuck switches gears (sort of. Okay, not really) with a bold shirt and understated tie. I like the red pocket square, too; it’s a fun pop of color without being blinding. Like, say, an IKEA-yellow tie.

 

With a high-profile corporate giant as his best friend and a corporate giantess as his would-be girlfriend, Nate and his boyish charm fit in well with the business movers and shakers. What doesn’t fit? His brown, oversized sweater. Chuck probably overdoes the suits to compensate for his BFF who’s latched onto his affinity for casual wear with astonishing temerity.

 

 

While still a pullover, this is a much better alternative to the brown knit. The light gray is much more on-trend and praise the Heavens, it actually fits! Rather than looking like a frumpy afterthought, he looks…well, good. Really. Good.

 

I really like Nate’s coat here, but you can’t go wrong with a classic double-breasted navy overcoat.

 

Raina is the picture of spring in this brightly patterned dress (it looks like a watercolor painting!). The color palette looks amazing on her but I’m not a huge fan of the awkward ruching along the front of the skirt. It seems to make the skirt stretch unflatteringly.

 

I generally enjoy a coat with a strong statement collar but as Bon Qui Qui would say, she went a little crazy with the idea. It looks as if there are wings sprouting from an otherwise very chic coat (I love that it has a bubble skirt effect!). Maybe if she buttoned the top clasps that would reign those talons in. Her sparkly clutch, though, is absolutely lovely.

 

LOVE her earrings (or earring, in this case). It reminds me of the Fabergé eggs (or egg).

Thursday
Mar032011

Empire of the Son - Part 2 of 3 - The Prison Posse 

At the heart of our little chain gang is the man who actually went to prison: dear, sweet, confused and occasionally violent Ben. I can’t figure him out—one moment he’s a bit on the wimpy side and the next moment he’s about to go all Shawshank Redemption on Damian.

It’s hard to get down on someone who’s just been released from a wrongful jail sentence, so… ah, I applaud Ben’s attempts to fit in with the rest of the GG gang by joining Dan Humphrey’s Flannel Club.

 

He does clean up fairly nicely, though. I’m not the foremost advocate for mixing black and brown, but at least it’s not an orange jumpsuit.

 

It’s time to meet the parents for Ben and Serena, but her encounter with Cynthia Sharpe isn’t as prone to hilarity as if she were to say, meet the Fockers…though she does get focked when Cynthia swipes Lily’s affidavit for Thorpe in this silver and black top, brown cardigan combo. Black and brown? Is this the Sharpe MO?

 

I really want to not like Cynthia for what she did to Lily, but…well, can’t really blame her, can you? At least when she confronted Lily she looked nice in a black and purple patterned wrap dress.

 

I believe Serena has worn more clothes in this episode than in Season 3. While trying to win over Cynthia, Serena plays it cool and casual in a great cream Elizabeth & James cardigan. But, I can’t really focus on the outfit because I’m too busy salivating over her royal blue suede boots. God bless her taste in footwear.

  

 

But for those of you not completely enthralled by her boots, check out the back of her sweater—that is some great crocheting right there.

 

And just when I finished drooling over her shoes, out came this gorgeous bronze-ish trench coat. Perfect.

 

No so perfect? This outfit. I can appreciate her desire to dabble in conservative eveningwear, but this is a tad much. Is that a dress?  Are those trousers or tights?  Does the sleeve wrap around her thumb?  Is she channeling Jenny Humphrey?  I sense that the potential of this outfit lies in the details—if only I could see them.

 

Speaking of outfits gone wrong, Vanessa has returned to warn Serena about Ben’s...erm, aggressive proclivities. Do you think Serena doesn’t listen because she doesn’t believe Vanessa or because she’s distracted? I mean, I don’t…I can’t…understand. Does she think she’s an Olsen twin?

 

"Seriously, guys.  Are my earrings big enough?"

 

Ah, here’s Lily, our future little jailbird. It’s such a simple outfit, a black sweater with white pockets and white slacks, but on her it looks so chic and effortless. Much better than the orange number Thorpe sends her.

 

Behold.  Perfection.

 

Behold. More perfection. I’m convinced that, had it not been for B and Lonely Boy’s burgeoning romance, this little Elie Saab number would have stolen the show.

 

Even when she’s arriving for her deposition, Lily is the picture of elegance and poise. I love the ribbon belt of her coat and the wide fold sleeves. The shoulders are a bit on the stronger side but the chignon balances all the angles of her lapels and shoulders.

 

Standing by her side is Rufus because he loves her, he’s steadfast, and really, what else does he have going on? The shirt and jacket are ho-hum…maybe he could have used that yellow tie.

 

Oh, I really like this look on Rufus. It’s casual, comfortable, and not frumpy! There’s structure to the sweater and I love that he has a collar underneath. Bonus points: great color!  I hope there’s a comb in that pocket, though.

 

And it looks like Vanessa isn’t the only one making a comeback.

Thursday
Mar032011

Empire of the Son - Part 3 of 3 - The Secret Society

Dorota is like a bloodhound when it comes to sniffing secrets out of Miss Blair and she is all suspicion here. I adore her ruffled coat—so understated and trendy! And who doesn’t love the lacey white cap?

 

And close by, the Humphreys discuss “hanging out” vs. “hanging out, hanging out." Though their choices in outerwear aren't especially striking, I don't hate what they're wearing.  The dark color schemes are monotonous and a bit of a drag, but I'll let it slide.  And do my eyes deceive me or did Rufus really just cuff his pants? Sigh.  Well, at least he found his comb.

 

I didn’t know how I felt about the super-thick scarves wrapped five times around their necks, but now that I know what it was suppressing/hiding, I’m totally on board. If he's going to keep his friendship with Blair a secret, he might as well keep that chest hair under wraps, too.

 

Standard ho-Humphrey eveningwear.

 

On the other hand, Blair looks pretty spectacular here. It gravitates more towards the busy side, but she pulls it together so well. Because the pattern of the skirt is oversized, it doesn't clash with the ruffles of her blouse and the soft ceam color brightens the entire ensemble.  The necklace is just simple enough to jazz it up a bit and the navy cardigan ties it all together.  But, I have to say that my favorite detail is the red polka dots along the edge of her navy cardigan—I can’t resist a good polka dot.

 

I’m a sucker for a good piece of millinery and that hat is perfect on her. The purple and brown coat threw me for a loop and it took a while to decide that I’m not really a fan. There’s just too much going on with the colors and the prints, so thank Heavens she went with plain black tights and pumps. The coat on its own, however, is great—I love the graduated hemline and skirt effect.

 

This Dior dress is pretty but it’s hard to really love it when I’ve seen her do so much better. The love the colors and the print of the dress, but the bodice looks like lingerie with tufts of fabric just gadding about in random places and the necklace is confusing.  Her Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, however, are fabulous.  

 

Unfortunately, it doesn’t get any better. Oh. Mon. Dieu. What happened to her hair? Where are the big bouncy curls of yesteryear? And what kind of stylist is Dorota for not telling Miss Blair that her hair looks like a tail?

 

But, of course, all thoughts about what Blair was wearing when flying out the window when THIS happened:

Tuesday
Mar012011

Mini Recap: Empire of the Son

We had crazy mothers, legal action, poorly planned luncheons, DOROTA!, Chuck becoming unhinged, and The Kiss.

Party du Jour
I'll be honest...the occasion for this party eluded me until YKYLF Twitter follower @vjenks (who was paying closer attention) reminded me that it was to celebrate Chuck closing the Bass Industries deal.  Of course, he then proceeded to close the party, and open a bottle of scotch.

Best Line
Blair: "Oh for God sakes, Humphrey!" Grab. Smooch.

Best Outfit
Lily's asymetrical Elie Saab shift. If you're going to turn yourself in, do so in style.

Headshaker
THE KISS HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD! (Or at least, the Upper East Side)

 

Lucky Kristina gets to recap this episode...the last one until April 18th!