The Freshman, Part 1 of 3 - Blair

Episode Synopsis: Ahhh freshman orientation…and orienting is happening for sure.  Serena is a college dropout? Dan is popular? Blair is not Queen? And Nate and Bree get nakey? Drama…drama…drama.

Freshman orientation and what does Blair decide to wear? A dress borrowed from a politician’s wife.  Although, she does rock the almost-peplum.  Blair, honey, you did realize that you are going to college and not Chuck’s inauguration…right?

I’m starting to feel a little claustrophobic.  Why are the necklines of Blair’s dresses so high? Again…COLLEGE! Loosen up a little, Miss Blair!

The only thing that saves this dress for me is the contrast of the yellow heel.  Deep purple and yellow, in the words of Rachel Zoe, “bananas!”—and not just because the shoes are yellow.

Finally, I can breathe! The ruffle and pleated blouse with the floral skirt are sweet. Classic Blair Waldorf. Love the peachy color. 

This is her rooftop party look? Blair’s got some leg-age going on, but I’m feeling a fancy bottle of mustard vibe. The blouse is kind of grandma-ish especially paired with the mustard yellow shorts.  Although the shorts with…maybe a sequined top? Oh wait…that is what Serena would wear!

We are left with the image of Blair in this striped dress. Immediately there was something off about this dress. First, I thought it was a little sporty for our classic-loving sophisticate, but then I realized it was her necklace. It reminds me of a dog collar. Definitely not one of my favorite Blair looks.  BARK BARK

The Freshman, Part 2 of 3 - Serena, Vanessa, and Georgina

Cut-offs, slightly shiny tank, vest, and one long necklace.  Who does this sound like?  A normal, city girl at the end of summer?  YES.  So happy to see a completely wearable look, that actually, I’ve worn a similar outfit before…

While I don’t quite understand the timing of this situation, it didn’t seem like Serena was going out for dinner, she was going out for the night, and yet Chuck was having a business meeting? I’m confused by that.  However, obviously what is important here is Serena’s ensemble, which I adore!  The skirt is not too sequin-y or overtly shiny, the tank has a slight sheen, and the ‘boyfriend’ style jacket tops it off perfectly.  The tan-ish, gray-ish neutral colors of the entire outfit are A-mazing. 

Serena’s embracement of the boho-hippie look is complete with this romper.  It is super-duper (that’s right…I said it) cute!  It is immaculately accessorized; the color is soft, and just overall adorable.  I don’t think we ever got a shot of the shoes she wore with this, but I’m envisioning some type of gladiator heel…

Its official: Serena does not own anything that falls lower than the bottom of her butt cheeks.  I guess, if you’ve got ‘em, flaunt ‘em.  Although, I’m slightly confused with this pink thing she has on.  Is it a vest? Is it a scarf? Is it tie-dye…with Native American details?  In any case, the outfit kind of works—the booties and oversize bag are pretty fantastic. 

Vanessa’s first day of college outfit is infinitely more appropriate than Blair’s.  Denim shorts and printed top.  Easy breezy.  But wait…did Vanessa have to pile on every piece of jewelry she owns?  I like the chunky braclets and rings, but it’s way too much with the feather earrings and chunky-ish necklaces.  You almost had it right girl!

Say it with me Georgina, “SUNLIGHT.” A little vitamin D doesn’t hurt anyone.  Maybe it’s just all the chunky gold necklaces or the dark tank, but I think she could pass as one of the Cullens.  Sorry to rip on you G, oh wait, your jeans already are!

These party outfits really go across the spectrum.  First we had Blair’s mustard costume, and then Georgina has on an overloaded sequined dress.  While I like it, didn’t anyone know exactly what type of party this was? It was outdoors….on a roof…with kegs.  I guess sequins and kegs are appropriate now.

Vanessa hits the mark in her frilly dress.  Totally appropriate and flattering.  The pic is a little dark, so I can’t quite tell what the print is, but I think I like it regardless.  Nice work. 

The Freshman, Part 3 of 3 - the boys

Nothing too exciting for Dan.  This green-ish button is kind of blah and boring, but I’m intrigued by Dan’s hair.  Is Penn Badgely growing his back out to the curly mess he had in Bedford Diaries?? Please, say it is so!! (Seriously…I loved his hair like that.)

We all know Chuck is a fabulous dresser, and he does not disappoint in this episode.  The tone-on-tone of the purple paisley tie with the purple shirt is gorgeous.  Rachel Zoe keeps popping into my head, “I die!” I think Chuck Bass (or Ed Westwick) is the only one who can make suspenders look that hot!

Still unsure of how I feel about Carter (as Serena’s love interest) but I know for sure that HE NEEDS TO WEAR A BELT!  His shirt is tucked in, belt loops are clearly visible and screaming for that long piece of leather attached to a metal buckle!!  I’m not going to even mention the length of his pants.  Enough said.