Chuck's hopes of being reunited with his long lost and TOTALLY NOT DEAD father are about to be dashed because Bart has been playing dead to save Chuck and Lily from some evil blackmailer (Revenge (!!!) - you are on notice: GG wants to be the soapiest show around). Lola and Nate go all Scooby gang in their attempt to bring down Diana/India and mess up Chuck's permanent reunion with his dad. ChIvy and Lola play twin prostitutes in the schemes to out the evil blackmailer who wants Bart dead (seeing as he is TOTALLY ALIVE), but it turns out the PI Chuck hired is a double agent for said blackmailer. Diana has gone back to London and Nate seems to have a soft spot for this Madame and will keep her name out of the New York Times. Blair is making plans to go to Rome with Dan to keep him from being jealous of Chuck and to help him further his career. And Gossip Girl posting the page of B's diary? Well, that just shows GG is a bitch and S is the root of almsot every problem, whether she means to be or not. And through it all, Dan's hair seems to be getting bigger.
Party du Jour
Unless you count the menage-a-twins or Blair's elaborate dessert spread, this may be one of the few party-free episodes to happen on GG.
"You think this is the first time I've entrapped someone with prostitutes?" - B
Blair's hair and make-up were channeling Lily van der Humphrey and she looked lovely in her autumnal print dress. Neat, tidy and well accessorized B is the one we love best.
There's no way we believe that Blair likes Serena's hot mess of a beige sweater full of holes on the arms, black tights and sensible looking shoes.
I'll be back on Thursday with a full recap!