Season finale! Once again, Serena's best intentions prove to be the worst thing for everyone. And her worst intentions really are the worst. Dan gives Blair an ultimatum, and Serena manipulates him into recreating the sex she had on a bar with Nate. And Serena wonders why B kicked her out after the diary incident and Lonely Boy doesn't return the feelings when he learns he's been used. Lily is drinking vodka out of teacup and considers taking up with TOTALLY NOT DEAD Bart Bass after Rufus makes an ass of himself. Bart is still a fantastic father figure as he ousts Chuck from the family business. Lola heads off for a life as the understudy to an OompaLoompa and gives ChIvy the money her money to take Lily down. Diana may have a lead on Gossip Girl for Nate, Dan's making a book deal with the devil, Blair's betting on Baby Bass and being a business lady, and Serena's on a train to nowhere. What will the sixth and final season bring us?
Party du Jour
Sheppard's divorce party. Their wedding kicked things off back in the day. Looks like it's going to be the kick off to our final season.
"I should have known that marriage wouldn't last after my best friend banged my boyfriend at the wedding." - B
"I can't believe how much more grown up you seem than I was at your age. But I guess that's the divorce. And all the other mistakes you've made along the way." - Eleanor
While purse choice and Wilma Flinstone necklace were questionable, I did love Blair's dress for the divorce party.
Serena! What? First the macaron revealing skirt and then follow it up with a black and yellow trench? Over a blue dress? You are just full of bad decisions this week.
Amanda will be here on Thursday to bring the snarky finale of our GG season with a full recap.