Goodbye Gossip Girl, 2 of 3 - Mean Girls

Oh HELL no. This is just awful! Don’t they look like little girls playing dress-up with mom’s accessories? I completely agree with Blair’s “take off that scarf - you can see it from space” assessment.

Adding insult to injury, this scene is where, in my opinion, the most ridiculous plot point ever takes place. The Mean Girls tell Jenny about “the coronation” to become “queen” of the CB social scene. Really? Really?? How freakishly immature. This sounds like the type of arrangement 4th graders would tolerate for perhaps two days.

P.I.N. becomes P.I.N.E. with the addition of Emma, a character I REALLY do not like. She’s so vapid, plus she has smoker’s voice. Have you ever noticed that? Girlfriend sounds like she inhales two packs of Malboro reds before noon. Also, here she’s so smug about living on Park Ave, whereas in “There Might Be Blood” she was an out-of-towner who was all squeeeee! over riding in Chuck’s limo.

Anywho, her outfit isn’t so bad

Wait, I take that back. She has ostrich-butt, and blue tights to boot. I’m back to hating her.

Moving on. The accessories are less arresting when you see them with the full outfits, but P.I.N. could still stand to lose a piece or twelve.

“Duhhhhhh”
Olive? Who wears olive to a party??

::Hic:: I wuv Dan!
And we love the coral and turquoise combo on you, Drunk!Nelly.

::scheme scheme scheme::
I’m scheming for a way to destroy the purple caterpillar on your shoulder, Penelope.

“You biatches suck. I’m SO over this.”
I’m over the way the four of you coordinate, although your outfit is quite cute, Isabel.

Ladies Lunching! This would be classy and elegant, if not for the Elizabethan cuffs.

“Ooh, shiny headband! I can has?”
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I know this is a fashion blog, not a character flaw blog. I need to remind myself of that.
::deep cleansing breath::
The applique rosettes and the pink headband are both prim, yet fun.  She does not appear to have ostrich-butt.

Is it a bow or a crumb catcher?

Just. No.  Is, I'm so sad we had to end things this way.  See you next season?