So here's what you missed on Glee: The kids head to Chicago for Nationals to take on Unique and the rest of Vocal Adrenaline. Mercedes comes down with food poisoning and almost misses the performance. Sue has officially become a gleekster. Rachel royally impresses Carmen Tibideaux and shuts down douchey Jesse. New Directions totes kicked Vocal Adrenaline's arses (even with a star worthy performance by Unique). And oh yea, EMMA AND SCHUE FINALLY DID IT!!!
Rachel's Melodramatic Solo of the Week:
Not only did Rachel have the most kick ass solo this week, she also had the most kick ass hair. Those curls are beyond gorge, and they definitely gave her some sass. Gurl made Celine beyond proud with her rendition of It's All Coming Back To Me Now. It doesn't matter that she looks like Minnie Mouse because Rachel sent chills running through my spine as I reminisced about my young, broody adolescent days where I thought all life's problems could be solved by a Celine Dion song.
How Sue Sees It:
"With Monique down for the count, we are entering the Hunger Games of show choir competition."
Track Suit Sightings: 4
PS: Sue also won the best accessory award with her miniature trophy medal
Brittany Bon Mots: "And plus, my blanket and my pillow fell in the pool. Disaster."
Song of the Week:
It was actually a difficult choice for me this week. Rachel's Celine solo gets my first vote, but since she can't have everything I'm going with Queen's "We Are the Champions" sung for Schue's big Teacher of the Year award! Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" was a very close second.
Best Outfit of the Week:
She actually reminds me a bit of Bree Van de Kamp... is Emma already turning into a Real Housewife of Lima?
Worst Outfit of the Week:
Kurt, you know how much I adore you and how much I want to be best friends with you. But there is no way I can condone this outfit, I don't even know what the heck is going on with that thing 'round yo neck. You sure as heck ain't working what yo mama gave ya. And if you would just let me be your BFF4EVA&EVA, you would never have to find yourself in public with a whoa blinged out dog collar, that looks like one Michael Jackson's shoulder pads.
Absolute Cutest Couple on the Face of the Planet:
Seriously, what am I going to do next year without Kurt? Blaine better not find someone new because I won't be able to handle that. And Blaine will never find someone who can look totally adorbs with an Elvis 'do.
Celebrity Judge Who We'd Wish Stayed in Jail:
LiLo you were so gosh darn cute in Parent Trap, now instead of being robbed out of awards, you're stealing jewelry because apparently you can't afford to pay. While your dress could have potential, the super shiny, cheap looking material is blinding my eyes way too much to give it a chance.
Sassiest Celeb Judge who Everyone Secretly Wishes Would Blog About Them:
(Especially us here at YKYLF - but only good things of course)
So just in case Perez ever does read our site, I won't say anything bad about his Pepto Bismol blazer or Pee-Wee Herman-esq pants and socks combo.
Choir Member with the Most Kick Ass At-ti-tude:
Work it sistah/brutha! That dress totes hugs in all the right places! You go gurl/bro!
And the Winner is....
Psych! New Directions won obvi, but Vocal Adrenaline takes the cake in the fashion department. I like sparkles.
Most Perplexing Question of the Night: Why does New Directions always get to sing 3 songs when everyone else only gets to sing 2?