Second to Last - Part 1 of 1 - First on my list

Episode Synopsis: Ok, THIS is more like it. After six ho-hum episodes, Entourage finally gives the people what they want...fast paced storylines with a little bit of drama (but not too much Drama), plus some good news for at least 3/4 of the boys. Vinnie (seemingly) gets the girl, Drama (finally) gets the movie, and Turtle (suprisingly) gets $4 million. As for E...well, he gets a baby. Or not. We'll see how the series finale plays out, which leads me to the one thought that persisted through my head during this entire episode: HOW are they going to tie up all these loose ends in 30 minutes? Is the season finale some sort of 4-hour mega-extravagansa I don't know about, or are they teeing up for the oft-rumored Entourage movie?

See this man? This is a man who loves women. He loves women more than he loves borrowing Billy Walsh's sweaters.

No, really. He made a creepy movie and everything. I think it should have been titled Vincent Chase Loves Women with Perfect Hair and Big Earrings.

Right? This one is a mere step away from Pretty Little Liars level of hair excellence. Also, she's the world's cutest preggo!

All of this is being done to impress a woman who appears in a sleek ponytail and tailored dress, rather than PLL locks and big earrings. I guess Vinnie is changing his ways.

Oh, and isn't her assistant just an adorable little hipster? Rock on with those huge glasses, my friend.

Back at the W Hotel, Ari and Dana's relationship has gone to a new level - they've started dressing alike. The Grey Power Couple makes a fine pair, indeed.

And cut to (formerly happy) White Power Couple. Wait, that sounds really bad. That's not what I meant.

But really, wasn't this so sad? Poor E. Hang on, buddy...it's only going to get worse in about 22 minutes!

"Dude. What are you wearing? Have you officially given up on life?"

"Yes. Also, it's my office and I'll wear a crappy t-shirt and button down if I want. At least I don't have a D.A."

"A D.A.?"

"A Duck's Ass. As in the asinine 1950s hairstyle you insist on wearing."

You tell him, Eric. I was just about to say the same thing.

Hey, look! It's Eric's third post-coital scene of the season! For those of you keeping track, as of this episode it was Vinnie=0, Drama=0, Turtle=0, E=3. Whodda thunk it?

I don't believe Melinda's "not even one syringe" statement in regards to her looks, but I will say she always looks great. This green and white dress is fresh and youthful, yet not too young.

I mean, honestly. Who's the stylin-est one of the bunch? The cougar, that's who.

As for Sloan...she's rocking the long purse trend. Just like her french-roll jeans from "Out With a Bang", I can't get excited about this 80s fashion throwback. I always hated the way those long purses flopped below the waist. And does anyone else remember tying the top of the strap into a knot? No? Was that just a trend at my school?

Let's examine the rest of her outfit. Here we have a black bra peeking through (and above) a white tank. Gee, Sloan...I have no idea why E thinks you're slutty. Nice jacket, though, and your hair looks great. Must be all those pregnancy hormones!

Oh heyyyy Don Peppe dude. You're still here, huh?

And I see your ladyfriend is, too. Oh, and she also has fantastic hair! The dress isn't bad either. It's practically - dare I say - tasteful?

One more look at the boys. I actually like what Drama is wearing. The blue fedora is jaunty and stylish and doesn't compete with the rest of his outfit. Maybe Johnny's Bananas did indeed hire a cast stylist.

Turtle's shirt is hardly worth mentioning. I mean, it's fine, but is it any wonder the Don Peppe people weren't taking him seriously? Apparently he's studied at the Eric Murphy School of Not Dressing Appropriately for Business.

And since we won't be seeing it for too much longer, here's a great shot of Drama's Lincoln outside the Condé Nast building. So striking!

We won't be seeing Lloyd for too much longer, either, and that makes me very sad. Hear that, Lloyd...I'll miss you most of all! You and your charming pocket squares and coordinating (but not matchy-matchy) ties. Sob...

Only one episode left before the boys ride off into the (smog filled) sunset.