If These Dolls Could Talk - 3 of 4 - Unlikely (A) Suspects

If one of these folks are A, well, knock me down and call me Susan, because I didn't see it coming. And I don't think I'm alone.

How do I know they're not A? Well, would A dress like The Most Boring Teacher Ever?

I should hope not. Although, with my hopes for A's wardrobe, you'd think I was expecting A to show up dressed like Liberace or in Anna Wintour glasses and furs. But no. I just think A is too clever for a plain shirt and tie. And too smart to wear zippers on his pockets.

Zippers! On his pockets! Clearly he's had too much time with Aria. Never let a girl who wears sheer skirts over a mini-dress buy you a shirt or else it'll come with the random zippers.

The Moms can't be A either. Well, I don't know about Spencer's mom, she's shady. But Ashley? She's dressed well enough to be A, but I think she's too worried about Hanna. A would never take a cell phone away.

I can only assume that Ashley is questioning Hanna's blazer there. "Are you wearing that? Did you actually skin an animal for that?" At least that's what my mom would say if I tried to head to school wearing that.

And Ella? She's too busy dealing with a case of the Disappointments (good work, Bitchy Aria) and the Frumps to be A.

Her accessories are cool. You can almost see her leather cuff with serious hardware there. But then she's all loose flowing jersey knits and she loses me.

I will give her props for trying to structure things with this bitchin' tuxedo style blazer.

I only wish I could have gotten a decent shot of the front. But the back is awesomesauce. It's the way to be the Cool Mom, not the Frumpy Mom. Keep that up Ella, please.

And the dudes? Like Ella, Toby is too busy dealing with the Disappointments to be harassing his ex-girlfriend.

I'm dealing with the Disappointments because he's just layering up with the plaid. There better be a little Gratuitous Male Shirtlessness on A-Day...because I think none of us wants to go into a hiatus without that.

At least if he has to wear a shirt, he wears fitted shirts.

And the least likely to be A? Why Caleb of course. How do I know? Because you can't be blackmailing/terrorizing a gal AND looking at her like this:

Seriously. The swoons.

I do have one beef with Caleb: he's so pretty that me makes ugly clothes okay.

For reals. That sweater is the pits. It's drab and grey and I bet it's fraying. And if anyone else put it on they'd look like a slob. But Caleb is That Guy. You know the one. There's probably one in every school. He can wear the fugliest sweaters and still make you swoon. So it's a wonder that Mona isn't swooning a little bit

Awkwardest. Cuddle. Ever.

CTRL: A - Part 2 of 2 - Moms and Boys

Hands down, Ashley is the best dressed mom on the small (or maybe even silver) screen. She even has a tailored apron. I secretly wish we could see what she would look like as an old lady to see if she still dresses as well or if she becomes a tracksuit grandma. I bet it's the former...

Ashely Benson and Laura Leighton are mother and daughter. Well no, not really, but don't they look completely related?! The same look on their faces, same murderous gleam in their eyes, leather jackets. What more do you need to signify mother-daughter bond? 

Then we see Ella. I swear she is always wearing the same outfit. Aria hasn't rubbed off on her yet?

Maya completely annoyed me this episode. From her outfit to her lying to Emily, she gets my vote off the island. Oh wait, wrong show. Sorry. 

But did the wardrobe department really have to dress her right out of the 70s because she was smoking pot? 

Caleb. My love. In addition to him scouring vintage shops for his incredible selection of t-shirts, I'm pretty sure he is sneaking off to Sally Hershberger for $500 haircuts because his hair is getting the PLL treatment. Must be because he is an honorary member? 

SO. CUTE. Can I be Hanna? Puh-lease! 

I can never decide what my feelings toward Jason are. Do I like him? Do I not? Do I like his hair? Do I not? So many questions. Maybe if he got rid of his fake bake then I could really decide...

I'm a more decisive when it comes to Holden. Such a cutie. Those PLL writers and casting directors knew what they were doing when adding new male eye candy to the show. 

Picture This - Part 1 of 2 - Remember, I Own You

Episode Synopsis:  Stolen kisses, hard goodbyes, breaking and entering, hot and heavy dreams, creeptastic pictures, dazed and confused - this pretty much sums up this week's episode.  Aria was too busy dreaming about (and kissing) both Ezra and Jason to notice that Mike has officially gone off the deep end.  Spencer has returned to her 007 roots, stumbling upon Jason's dark room filled with freaky pictures of Aria.  Emily continues to be controlled by 'A' who forces Emily to give her number to Samara's friend Zoey (who bears a striking resemblance to Taylor Momsen).  Of course, Samara finds out about this and isn't too pleased with Em.  But even with all the craziness that happened this week, the only thing that mattered is that our favorite couple, Hanna and Caleb, had the most heart-breaking goodbye as Caleb left for California to finally reunite with his mom.  Heart.  Breaking. 

There was too much sleuthing, crying and puppeteering by 'A' for our Liars to worry much about their fashion choices, but we did have a few respectable outfits.

'A' just gets creepier and creepier by the day, and he/she seems to really have it out for Emily. 

Aria was troubled by some steamy dreams about Jason (though with that body, can't say I'd be too disappointed about having those dreams), and as a result she amped up her love sessions with Ezra.  But with this outfit, I'm not too surprised he had reservations about actually doing something about Aria's advances.  I don't like high waisted anything and this shirt with the ruffled skirt on the bottom is terrible.  It almost looks like she's wearing a leotard with a very short, and very high ballet skirt.  Gives me the willies. 

 

One of Aria's dream sequences.  At least she dreams well.  She is wearing the prettiest little nightgown here.  The color is gorgeous, and it's sexy but still not too revealing since she is only what?  16?  I do have to say though, that I much prefer Jason here, even if he is the weirdest, creepiest guy this side of the Mississippi.  Oh, and I think Aria looks absolutely stunning. She should wear her hair pulled up more often. 

Yes, Aria, that is the same face I made when I saw this outfit.  I was super surprised because in a normal world, this is not an outfit I would approve of.  But in this crazy, messed up world of Rosewood, I actually love this outfit so much.  I love all of it.  The multi-colored tank with belt (although, what's with the arrow?  It's basically begging Jason to come on in), the bright blue jeans which are so in right now, the boots....ahh I want it all!

 

And well, he took her up on her invitation.  Aria and Jason's stolen kiss, and methinks the lady doth (not) protest too much.  If only she knew what was in his shed...

 

Here's Aria's shirt covered up with one of her many jackets.  Thankfully, this one is not a cropped one.  Emily looks about as excited as a fashionista shopping in Wet Seal.  At least her outfit isn't too bad, but I can't tell if her jacket is cropped or not.  I really like her bag though.  Great outfit for school.

 

Maybe 'A' is targeting Em because he/she is tired of how bland she dresses?

A closer look at Emily's sparkly shirt.  This is a very nice change from her normal cotton v-neck t-shirts.  I am really into this olive green color at the moment, and the gold sparkles really add a nice girly touch.

 

So maybe our lovely Em doesn't dress the best, but she sure knows how to rock a manicure.  Like PLL Editor Kate, I too am obsessed with nail polish (I mean like really, I've been known to ask random girls on the street what shade of polish they're wearing).  This bright yellow is so fun and looks wonderful with her skin tone. 

 

Dear Samara, if you continue to dress this horribly, I'm going to have to forbid you from hanging out with Emily.  She already has enough troubles without your poor wardrobe choices potentially influencing her.  I hope you understand.  Sincerely, Lauren.

 

I mean really, is she a biker chick, is that what the holes in her ridiculously long shirt are all about?  Newsflash love - you're not preggers, no need to wear maternity clothes.

Gah this outfit just breaks my heart.  It's such a waste of denim.  I wish they would pass a fashion law that forbids denim to be used for anything other than pants, shorts, or skirts. 

 

Looks like the girls are going through a curly hair phase, and I must say I think it looks excellent on all of them.  And even though candy-striper outfits are a disgrace to the fashion world, the girls don't look half-bad in them.

 

I'm so sorry you have to bear witness to this, I tried to shield your eyes from this monstrosity as best I could.  On the bottom we have Spencer's standard pair of jeans and boots, but on top we have...

...a shirt stolen from Rachel Berry's closet.  Spencer, darling, we are not in pre-school, please try to dress your age. 

 

It's common knowledge that Spencer's family is very well off, so I find it very hard to believe that she doesn't have enough money to buy a proper outfit and had to turn an old Mexican blanket into a tunic.  And then pair it with a terribly ugly belt.  Her only saving grace are her boots, which are mucho fierce.  Mucho. 

Never one to disappoint, Spencer dons another pair of her usual pants, this time in grey.  I have no idea what color pants I would wear with this top [or whatever it is], because I would just never be caught dead in it, but I don't think grey was the right choice.  And Emily's back in her black cotton v-neck, and jeans with a hole that I could fit my head through.

 

'A' is onto Spencer and Emily, caught red handed in Jason's dark room.  So are we supposed to think that 'A' is Jason since he had all the surveillance equipment and was the one taking pictures and had the dark room?  That's some pretty good evidence against him, but I'm not 100% convinced yet. Still too many suspicious characters.

 

Even though I find Spencer's mom to be a little shady, I think we can rule out the three moms due to their lack of interest in their wardrobe.  Though is it a coincidence that all three were dressed in the same color, Ashley is the best dressed. I actually do like her dress and it fits her really well.  But Veronica should know that silk does not mean high fashion, nor does it even mean a nice shirt.  And Ella only has one outfit and is just so far beyond help I don't think I have patience for her anymore. 

  

Could Jason be any more creepier (I'm saying that in my Chandler Bing voice...c'mon, say it with me).  I just got the shivers.  The only time Jason is really worth mentioning (or thinking about) is when he has his shirt off.  I really don't blame Aria for dreaming about him non-stop. 

And seriously, what is going on with Mike?  I still think he's a prime suspect for 'A'.  Or he's in cahoots with him/her.  Maybe he's been so brainwashed that he just can't function anymore?  Or as Byron suspects, maybe it is drugs.  I just don't know, but something weird is going on, and Jason seems to care a little too much about the whole Montgomery family. 

 

And then there's Jenna who's trying to get her eye sight back.  What will this mean for our Liars?  Not sure, but I do know that this is one of the best outfits I've seen Jenna wear.  I really like the slightly slouchy shirt with skinny jeans look, it fits her very well and she doesn't have any weird accessories thankfully. 

 

Save the Date - Part 2 of 2 - The Umms, Uh-ohs, and ACCCCKKs!!

I've made my love for Caleb pretty well-known, but I'm getting a little tired of drab wardrobe. Maybe he should just be shirtless all the time...?

It's official. Ella does not own any other pair of footwear. She probably can't afford it, somebody has to pay for all of Aria's accessories.

I know this is supposed to be workout gear but this "sweatshirt" looks a little like hemp. And we all know what people who hemp do...counterintuitive, no?

Now, I just recently graduated from college and never in my four years did I see a professor wear a suit and tie. Maybe a tie here or a sport coat there, but not together. Ezra does know that he could go the casual route? 

EWWW. EWWW. EWWW. I'm not sure why I was so disgusted by this--I mean, Jenna is a pretty girl, but I almost had to close my eyes. I guess I had the same reaction as the PLLs. I really need to be not so involved in this show like it is my own life...oh well. 

She still has the SAME sunglasses from season 1. On the plus side, she's wearing a taupe colored jacket with a wide collar that has the beginnings of cuteness. I wish we could have seen the rest of it. 

What. the. hell? I don't understand this outfit; I don't want to understand this outfit. It's like the top is a cheerleader vest and the skirt is verging on the edge of poodle skirt territory. And of course, over-the-knee socks and hi-tops are the perfect additions! Not. 

Also? The back has a small keyhole, which seems completely unnecessary. 

 

The whole "escaping-from-my-mistake-of-an-engagement" rendezvous with Ashley is definitely not doing as much for the Mister as it is for Ashley. He seems disheveled. Are his clothes representing a connection to his life and emotional state of mind? Or maybe that's a little deep for this show...

Wren had to be included for two reasons: 1) He's supposed to an intern or resident or something, obviously in Med school and he's the only one of the entire cast that actually looks to be high school age in real life. 2) I'm loving this minty green and khaki together. Working these colors into my wardrobe ASAP.  

Ready for the CREEPY????

It's safe to say that A is completely and utterly psychotic. Who in their right mind hides in a morgue? Under a sheet? Like a dead person? 

However...

...the chest of this person appears to be flat. Can we assume A is male?

Never Letting Go - Part 2 of 3 - We Need The Background Players

Oh Ella, sweetheart, can we talk about the boots for a minute? They’re still great, and sexy, and smart and all of those good things, but we’re in Season 2. It’s time to get over them and move on. I guess now we know where Aria gets her passion for boots all the time, any time.

Look what happens on the mom front when you throw caution to the wind? You get a stunner like Ashley Marin. I mean, wow... this colour. We all agreed that Hanna knows how to wear the hell out of a red frock but this is just proof that she got it from her mama. Can you blame Tom for wanting to get back with that? YOU GUYS, THE COLOUR.

To be honest, I hope Hanna’s parent don’t get back together. Oh sure, martini time looks like fun but let’s compare the Ashley visuals. Look up at the red. Now look at this black blouse. Unfair comparison? Maybe, but when you consider how lax Ashley has been in her wardrobe since Tom’s been back, I don’t like how that bodes for the future. But, girlfriend is drinking a dry martini so I’m appeased.

Capping off the mom trifecta is someone who reeks of old money, Jennifer DiLaurentis. Know how I know she’s a WASP? Check out the pearls. That is country club casual but I wouldn’t expect anything less from the woman who sired the criminal mastermind we know as Alison.

At least this new Jason’s hair matches his mother’s. Same thing with his features too. It’s just a shame that his white collared shirt looks, upon closer inspection, seems to be of a raised pinstripe. Texture? On a collared shirt? What is this, the rodeo?

Dudes, we all need to take a lesson from Caleb. His top button is undone which is like a total fashion faux-pas, but he’s rocking his flowing locks and a pocket square. Amaze-a-tron. It doesn’t hurt that we all know what kind of upper body he’s working with either. 

It’s kind of a shame that Noel Kahn is so creepy these days, because otherwise he’s a babe. I’m not loving his whole “DJ” look; like I really believe this jock in high school knows how to mix a track, let alone produce the musical part of a fashion show. These girls (somehow) are wearing haute couture and you’re rocking a shirt/tie/hoody combination? Caleb is homeless and is wearing a suit. WTF, dude.

Heads up: this is what a real student at Rosewood High wears to school. Which again begs the question, where are the Pretty Little Liars finding these clothes?

Even Samara doesn’t go in for over-the-top style, thought I suppose it’s because she looks way too cute in this top. Am I seeing a tank top and cardigan hybrid? Whatever, it looks great.

Mona has some choice outfits this week, especially in the fashion show, but I didn’t want to blur the lines so these photos are in this section. First, we need to chat about this disco saddlebag she’s using as a purse. I’m assuming she was carrying food and water for her harem should they begin to get weak from malnutrition after kissing her ass all day. A harem with a strong constitution is hard to find these days.

See, I wasn’t lying when I said it was crop top day during fashion show rehearsal. Mona, some advice if I may: less sequins never hurt anyone, OK? In fact, an abundance of sequins in that kind of concentration is bound to turn someone blind.

Side note: A has great taste. Don’t judge.