Forever Hold Your Peace - Part 1 of 2 - Pre-Wedding

Season finale time! Adrianna realized she was still in love with Dixon, Annie realized she was in love with Caleb, Ivy realized she was in love with Diego, and Naomi realized she was still in love with Max. Nothing new. Annie decided to let Caleb go in order for him to continue being a priest, Diego got deported so Ivy took a flight to Mexico City to find him, and Liam and Navid continued to love Silver desperately. Oh, and in the land of MAJOR DRAMA THAT WE ACTUALLY KIND OF CARE ABOUT: Naomi ran into the church during Madison & Max's wedding, causing Max to leave Madison at the altar and make out with Naomi. Vanessa came back to Liam, saying that according to his contract she was still his manager and he had to go film Horrible Movie #2. Silver asks Teddy to be the father of her child, and Dixon is seen in a car crash in the last scene of this dramatic season.

Ivy starts off the episode rocking it as usual, staying faithful to her light sweaters and maxi skirts. Bonus: She looks like a sailor with the color palette, and she dared to wear a bright red skirt. 

I don't even want to deal with what Diego is wearing, but because he's not on screen much and is currently deported, but... is that like... a squid robot eating another squid robot? 

Meanwhile, Naomi represents blondes who own and use hairbushes, looking stunning as usual. She even outdid the bride... but maybe that was because the bride was too busy being hungover to attend her own wedding rehearsal. Naomi WOULD wear white on the day of another person's wedding. (Spoiler: it doesn't matter what she wears to the wedding, as she steals the show with her crazy dramz)

I absolutely love the stitching done on the arms and shoulders of this dress. With a little color in the shoes (blue and yellow), she's got it all right.

How cute is Silver's wrist tattoo? We've already seen her neck one, but this one popped up out of nowhere! 

And what superpowers does she have to where she can just sit at home in a baggy shirt and weird flower wrap and still look so good? Oh Silver, please share your secrets with me.

Liam's following Ivy's nautical look here in a little sailor stripey top = adorbs. But what is up with Adrianna? 

How has she not picked up any lessons from her fashionable friends? She looks so cute in sundresses, why does she have to wear outfits that aren't flattering on her?

For instance, check out Adrianna's fab friends (Diego excluded):

...actually, let's also skip over Ivy, who looks weather confused. How can she need pants AND a sweater when Annie's running around with bare legs? Caleb looks fresh and preppy and Annie's picking up on this week's striped theme. Seriously, she looks like a 1960s movie star. Stylish as always.

Naomi is looking uncharacteristically hot-mess-ish. She's usually a master of accessories, but this necklace both blocks and distracts from the cut of the shirt. And the weird black and white flower pattern on the skirt leaves me confused. 

But she gets snaps for her color-coordinated armload of bags.

Adrianna! Has she had a fashion intervention? Did she hear my advice from earlier in this post? When she pulls out her sundresses she looks like she belongs in her group of friends!

Plus, her hair is a-mah-zing. Like, Pretty Little Liars amazing. Being outside of the bar is clearly doing wonders for her.

Madison's look is almost too sweet for me to like her. She always wears baby doll dresses with delicate little expensive necklaces. 

 Side note: look at Naomi's skirt. Like I said, it's weird.

OK, Silver's maxi skirt + fedora + jean jacket combo = genius! 

Aww, she's going to be a great mama. Can't wait to see her baby's outfits! 

Call me crazy but... I was impressed with Vanessa's outfit. I REPEAT: I WAS IMPRESSED WITH VANESSA'S OUTFIT. Enjoy, because you will probably never hear me say that again. This dress is so much more fashionable than anything she's every worn that it shocks me!

OK, but that look on her face seriously resembles like The Joker.

Aaand... Adrianna's done it again! 

That sundress is 100% GORGESSITY. The neckline? The bordeaux colour? Her classic updo? Adrianna: never look anything less than this fabulous, ever. We beg of you.

Naomi's realized that tight dresses look good on her, so she definitely embraced that fact in this episode. I also admire her for wearing shoes like these in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE. Does she not get tired of running around in 6-inch heels all day??

However, her accessories are again a hot mess. But her gorgeous dress distracted me from her awful pharaoh neckpiece.

And OK, let's spend 30 seconds discussing the boys...

Plaid, checkers, checkers, plaid.

Navid, to his credit, isn't wearing plaid. But still nothing to write home about.

Seriously, it's the season finale, you guys. How could we go an entire episode without any male shirtlessness? Don't you know that's what keeps us tuning in?