Trust, Truth, and Traffic - Part 1 of 2 - The Blondes

Ok, let's review the crazy. Adrianna got some Q.T. with her daughter Maisy (after kidnapping her), Silver and Adrianna became friends again, Silver's college professor boyfriend (what's his name again?) dumped her, Dixon went to jail after Bree accused him of burning down her sorority house (but Austin stepped forward and gave himself in so no one would find out Annie was an escort...long story), and Vanessa helped Liam to make his bar more popular. Whew!

As usual, we're going to cry about what the boys wore, and oooo and ahhhh over the girls' jewelry.

Let's start with Ivy. Girl, you always succeed in making me jealous. Not only does she pull off a Western-styled suede fringe coat, but she is wearing a velvet floral dress under it! Now that's called perfection.

I only wish she could have left the black fringe bag at home. Between the fringe on the coat and the fringe on the bag, I'm fully expecting her to tilt her cowboy hat and hop on a horse.

Vanessa IS Vanessa Abrahms's twin. No doubt. The excess of jewelry, the teal, the outcast who came in and is trying to make friends...it's Vanessa squared on the CW!

 

I mean, seriously. Here she's more old housewife than a wild 20-year-old. And once again with the jewelry... what is this beaded belt? What is any of this? MAKE IT GO AWAY!

Hi Naomi. Thanks for saving the day. Here we see she's officially mastered the elusive boho/business/casual look with a flowy top, beaded necklace (bonus points for the lipstick matching the beads), and a cute minibag. The pants with the four golden buttons in the front give her outfit a 12 out of 10. Well done, you!

Also well done is Bree's hair. So glossy, so bouncy, and so perfected that she could totally be on Pretty Little Liars. Maybe as Hannah's sister? Crossover episode?

On the other hand, her dressing skills could use some improvement. I'm all for patterned dresses, but big feathers? Really? And a belted cardigan over it. Sigh, I guess a girl can't have everything right.

Did you ever see those old commercials about chocolate running into peanut butter?

Well, this is what happens when a hippie runs into a group of biker chicks.

Although, I'm actually liking this look. The maxi skirt with the knot in the front shows off her black leather booties. Major snaps to the hat and piles of bracelets. Way to finish an outfit, Ivy.

Now THIS is a ring. WANT!

But the rest of Naomi's bar party outfit is not her best. Although the accessories are a good touch and the top is flattering, the high-waisted skirt makes her look a bit wider than she normally is, and the band of the skirt hugs her waist much too tightly.

Vanessa's top is weirdly beautiful on her, and it falls elegantly on her shoulders. She matches this with perfect red pants...I might have to get a pair. You know, to go with Naomi's ring.

My favorite snapshot of this episode! Liam and Naomi, looking like a classy couple in a convertible with Liam wearing denim, and Naomi...just looking beautiful.

Do you think the ring comes with the convertible?