No Good Deed - Part 2 of 2 - Everyone Else
Friday, February 10, 2012 at 12:11PM
Carla Borderies - Staff Writer What a charming young girl. So polite, so well-turned. Certainly no daddy issues.

Wait, is this the same person? She looks like an entirely new person in these clothes! Almost like a good girl. Uh, except for the bottle of booze in her hands.

Aaaaand I take the good girl comment back. Though I do love her bra.

So let's take a look at Dear Old Dad, source of the daddy issues. His sexiness ALMOST distracts me from the fact that he's wearing a denim button down...in the pool...

Let's hope he's gasping because he's looking into a mirror... that silver scarf needs to be burned pronto. And would it hurt to button just one more button?

Sheila needs to get rid of her unflattering tight dresses. The neckline is not flattering, the fabric hugs her in all the wrong places, and let's be real -- she isn't 19 anymore. Snap out of it! But the ring...alright I HAVE to stop.

I guess I missed the coral reef tour memo...? Vanessa needs to buy an LBD and some plain white shirts. Just for my sake.

Sneaky Vanessa! She tricks us into thinking she looks fab by having amazingly luscious hair and showing her butterfly tatto on her right shoulder...


but as we see below it was just to mask her true outfit...
What. Is. This. To answer the question everyone's thinking, she looks like a mermaid on crack. The knitted/threaded top and the flowy/overlapping bottom makes me nausceous. And I'm all for color blocking, but why is her clutch twice the size of her head? Maybe her bun can fit in it too.

Sexy Liam, on the other hand, looks very Chuck Bass. Good job!
I feel the need to post this picture because A) he seems like a soon-to-be love interest for Ivy, and B) I swear it was Raj when I saw him skating. I guess Ivy likes her men to look the same. I suppose it's easier that way.

Knock knock! Our favorite bitch is back, and she looks as fierce as ever.

Has she been Skypeing with Silver on jewelry advice, and getting clothing tips from Naomi? Good thing her son looks adorable too -- Paris must have been good to him! Can't wait to see what Jen needs now.



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