A curated sample of the crazy good (i.e. anything that didn’t remind us of a bridesmaid dress) and the simply crazy (no explanation needed).

 

ALLISON JANNEY WILL NEVER NOT BE C.J. CREGG

L-A: Everything about this makes me feel better about getting older. Not that I have her arms or legs, but I still feel better.

Amanda: Allison Janney is doing the leg slit better than Angelina Jolie, proving yet again that Allison Janney should be running the world.

Ritchie: Well wasn’t CJ Cregg eventually White House Chief of Staff? That’s almost the same, in my fantasy world.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) ANNA CHLUMSKY

ANNA CHLUMSKY IS WARM

L-A: I….This….I don’t even know. Is it a formal pillow case with a cape?

Amanda: Poor Anna was so distracted that she accidentally wore her hotel bed’s duvet instead of her gown.

Ritchie: It’s a practical choice. I’d want something to keep me warm when the air conditioning goes on full blast for three solid hours.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) AMANDA PEET

BRB, AMANDA PEET IS GOING TO FIGHT CRIME

Bella: No.

L-A: Judging by her face, she is full of regret.

Ritchie: The Power Rangers reboot is doing ComicCon, but they gave her the wrong date.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) KRISTEN BELL

KRISTEN BELL CAN DO NO WRONG

Carla: She’s a magnificent hipster Cinderella. Well done!

L-A: This looks like very elaborate and expensive wallpaper and I am here for it as a dress.

Jen: My thoughts exactly. I want this on my wall and in my closet.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) MANDY MOORE

MANDY MOORE IS JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE

Carla: This is giving me severe Jessica Chastain vibes, in a “not quite 10/10” kind of way.

Ritchie: More like Laurie just chided Meg March for wearing something daring to her coming-out ball.

L-A: She seems confused. Like she’s not sure why she’s at the Emmys. But since Mandy Moore movies are my guilty pleasure, I’m happy to see her back and I enjoy this dress. It’s not spectacular, but it looks like a gown that doesn’t hurt you.

Amanda: The dress itself looks like someone deflated Belle’s ball gown, but I do like the color.

Jen: Really? I didn’t know “Kraft Macaroni & Cheese” was a couture color option.

Amanda: Maybe this dress was Mandy Moore’s quiet nod to Beyoncé that she voted for Lemonade? Does she have hot sauce in her clutch?

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) MAISIE WILLIAMS

MAISIE WILLIAMS NEEDS TO GET HER OWN LEWK

Ritchie: It’s Lily Allen!

L-A: It’s not, but Zoe Deschanel probably wants her dress back.

Carla: Next week on New Girl, Jessica Day tries a top bun and pulls out a formal floral dress.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) LAVERNE COX

LAVERNE COX SLAYS IN AND OUT OF ORANGE

L-A: She could be an Emmy in that dress.

Jen: That’s not a bad thing. I would turn in for The Lavernes.

Amanda: Forget remaking Rocky Horror. I want her to remake Metropolis.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) OLIVIA CULPO

OLIVIA CULPO WAS GOING TO BE FANTASTIC

Jen: I like this in theory. Like, if you showed me the fabric and the sketch, I’d be 100% on board. But then it comes to life…

Carla: …and we have shower curtain meets hula hoop.

Ritchie: Remove the hula hoop, and this would be ready for ice dancing.

Amanda: How did she fit the bustle into her seat?

L-A: Yeah, everything about this looks uncomfortable. I feel bad for her boobs. They look like they deserve better.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) MICHELLE DOCKERY

MICHELLE DOCKERY IS BLENDING IN

L-A: I don’t know where she ends and the dress begins.

Ritchie: I like this, although I can see why some might think it’s napkins layered over top of one another.

 

THE 68TH EMMY(r) AWARDS - “The 68th Emmy Awards” broadcasts live from The Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, Sunday, September 18 (7:00-11:00 p.m. EDT/4:00-8:00 p.m. PDT), on ABC and is hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. (ABC/Rick Rowell) MEGALYN ECHIKUNWOKE

WON’T SOMEONE SAVE MEGALYN ECHIKUNWOKE’S BOOBS??

Amanda: The bottom half of the dress is fabulous. The top half is macrame.

L-A: This is another set of sad boobs. They don’t deserve to be flattened like that.

Bella: Victoria’s Secret remains, for now, a secret.

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