So, Jane was all over the place this week and I’m still trying to make sense of it all. Jane’s trying to decide which of her suitors is in it for the long haul. Xo and Rogelio are forced to perform on a cruise ship and discover that they really do love each other. Petra’s preggers and Rafael has yet to discover that he’s the father. And after a close call, Abuela decides to apply for her green card in order to save the family from any more trauma (like her drama is the worst they’ve got…).

 

Jane starts off the ep in a bit of a state. 

Been there girlfriend.

And the whole fam is out to trick her into the shower.

I feel like everyone is always coordinating really beautifully in this show. Rogelio looks lovely and cool as always. Xo has a gorgeous coral tank with gold embellishment. Rafael is taking style advice from Rogelio with that pink button-down which is perfection. But, I think my fave is Abuela. I would definitely wear that floral top. I have one just like it, actually…

After some real-talk from mom, Jane finally hops into the shower and pulls herself together enough to take her three main men to lunch. 

Jane’s got lots of nice nursing-friendly button downs in that open closet of hers, and the shorts budget for this show must be out of control. Michael seems to be sticking to his blue palette, and I’m fine with that. Yum.

I’m going to take this not-so-smooth opportunity to explain that throughout the show, we get interludes of “Bachelorette Jane” trying to help real Jane decide which bachelor she’s going to chose. She’s not particularly helpful, but she’s generally drunk and wearing sparkly outfits.

My personal fave was the copper sparkly one on the left… 

 

Anyway, back to reality, and after the most awkward lunch ever, Jane heads over to see her noisy neighbors with Mateo in tow, hoping to persuade her noisy neighbors to keep the noise down with all of his cuteness.

Turns out it’s not-Kesha, and early nineties bandmate, and they couldn’t care less about the noise. Nice try, Jane.

You know what does work though? Stealing your neighbors amplifier!

And what better thief-wear than a periwinkle hoodie? I’m sure I can’t think of anything. And when you have a hunky man in yet another pink dress shirt by your side, what could go wrong?

Well, it turns out you might get caught and give your adorable Abuela a deportation scare in the process. But Jane manages to mend fences in another practical button down.

Too bad she was confronted by Rafael and Michael soon after and told them that she was in love with both of them. Yikes.

It seems that all’s well that ends well for Jane though, because both men are still uber interested.

Lucky girl… babynapping and miscellaneous other dramz aside…

 

Speaking of drama, Xiomara and Rogelio are being sued by the company that was putting on their Vegas show, and the only way to get out of it is to perform on a cruise ship. You know that didn’t go down well…

I’m absolutely loving Xo’s belted hi-lo dress. We all know yellow is my jam. Rogelio is looking uncharacteristically dishevelled here.

But glorious here!!!

Oh yes, I’ve been waiting for a costume. And this was better than I ever dreamed it would be! This little performance also got Xo and Ro to finally admit that they loved each other. Duh, last ones to know, amirite?

 

And in Rafael’s more dramatic life, he’s color coordinating with Petra and his sister in the halls of the hotel.

Petra. Daaaaaamn!! That dress is hot. Like, who can wear mint and not look like a bridesmaid? Nothing wrong with it. Windmill snaps all around.

But then she wears this and I’m floored again!

Seriously Petra, if you weren’t so effing crazy we could be friends.

Once Rafael connects the dots and realizes that he’s actually the father of Petra’s baby (eek!), we find out that she really is preggers, and I for one can’t wait to see her maternity-wear.

Especially if she pulls out all the stops, like this. She matches the freaking wallpaper!

So the story was a little scattered this week, but the drama is high, we’ve still got an epic love parallelogram of some sort happening, and Petra’s my new girl crush. . . even though the bitch is whack. . .