This week on the WORLD’S BEST SHOW: Revenging Sisters Reunion Time! Charlotte suddenly becomes an important character when Emily decides the best way to screw over Queen V is by alienating her from Charlotte. Fauxmanda gets a paternity test and JACK IS THE FATHER! Or not? Wait, yes. Maybe? And then! Queen V comes out of the “totally not dead” closet, revealing herself to Conrad and EVERYBODY. And then she pretends she’s been kidnapped this whole time by WHITE HAIRED MAN. And then WHM tries to kill Emily but she’s saved by that guy from Revenge(!!!) Boot Camp! Also: Nolan’s company blah blah blah and Declan’s life of crime blah blah blah.
In a refreshing return to form, Emily’s targetting Queen V and the Graysons, just like in olden times!
Gala of the Week
No time for parties! But Nolan brings a party wherever he is with his new pants-free lifestyle.
Now that Ashley’s bumped up to Daniel’s GF, we get to see more of her amazing outfits. This week’s red and white cap sleeve dress was def a style star.
Most Soapy Moment
“Ring, ring.” “Who’s this?” “YOUR WIFE WHO IS TOTALLY NOT DEAD WHO YOU THOUGHT YOU MURDERED, WHO IS NOW GOING TO BLACKMAIL YOU!”
Over-the-Shoulder Hugs: 4
Fauxmanda hugs Charlotte. Jack hugs Fauxmanda. Queen V hugs Daniel. You know, being back from the dead makes more hugs than usual. I’m pretty sure Emily and Charlotte hugged too, but I was too busy freaking out at the dramz to keep an exact count.
Check back on Wednesday, when L-A has all the deets on this week’s Revengenda!