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A number 15 seed beating a number two seed?!? We didn’t see that one coming! Especially not after Blair’s maternity tents and the pants that ate Manhatten. We’d call it a Cinderella story, but in a battle of who’s most inappropriate, perhaps Ugly Stepsister Story is more apropritate.

 

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Nolan (Revenge) vs Lily (Gossip Girl)
Battle of the people who like to sip martinis while shooting others down with a withering look. Nolan tends to favour Ronald McDonald themed colours, matching his pocket square to his socks to, we can only assume, his underoos. Lily’s more of a fan of solids and classic patterns, tastefully accessorized, but sometimes her style takes a left turn into pregnant dominatrix.

 

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Queen V (Revenge) vs Chuck (Gossip Girl)
I think if these two met in person, the universe would collapse under the smirks and EVIL. Queen V’s idea of casualwear is a limitless number of lacy peignoirs – undoubtedly glamorous, but wouldn’t it get chilly hanging out in your balcony in the Hamptons night air like that? Chuck has never heard of the term “casualwear,” clearly, as he wears a popped-collar polo with a velour tracksuit for a game of pick-up basketball.

 

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Naomi (90210) vs Georgina (Gossip Girl)
Battle of the Bitch. Naomi runs on two gears: tasteful professional and wackadoo dominatrix. Neither seems to fit her actual life as a college student. Meanwhile Georgina, Empress of Evil, was unable to mask her inner sexpot even when disguised as an altar boy, unless fishnets and stilettos are part of the altar boy uniform now?

 

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Princess Beatrice (Gossip Girl) vs Lulu (Jane By Design)
Actual Royalty vs High School Royalty. Princess Beatrice dresses like a young royal from 20 years ago, not like a contemporary of Hot Harry or Kate Middleton. Whereas Lulu dresses similarly to Cher from Clueless, a movie from nearly 20 years ago, in micromini kilts and neckties.

 

Who’s the most inappropriate? Voting ends 11:59p Central on March 17
Voting for this round has closed. Check back on 3/19 for the results.

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