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Double lives, double trouble…and it’s good twin versus bad twin as Emma and Sutton go head to head with the same closet as their source of inappropriate outfits. Whoever wins this round is up for some stiff competition from Fauxmanda (or Jane and her tutus).

 

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Emma (The Lying Game) vs Sutton (The Lying Game)
OK, this one is tricky because, not only are these two identical? But they’re dressing from the SAME MAGIC CLOSET. Given access to the same wardrobe pieces, how does each twin fare? Emma went straight for the Daytime Glamour – a ruffled silk leopard-print blouse when going on the road with her sister’s band, for instance. Sutton prefers the Head Bitch In Charge look – like the linebacker shoulderpads and studded red belt she wore for a “casual” talk with Ethan.

 

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Fauxmanda (Revenge) vs Jane (Jane By Design)
Two gals with gorgeous hair and questionable style. Fauxmanda blew into town with one piece of clothing – her micromini cutoffs. She made up the rest of her wardrobe by borrowing Jack’s shirts – OK for a walk of shame, but not for a month’s worth of wardrobe. Jane has a limitless amount of wardrobe, considering she’s 16 and has no parents. But why no normal clothes? Why so many tutus and wedge shoes, and so few jeans and tees?

 

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Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl) vs Rebecca (The Lying Game)
Two people with nothing in common. Oh, Daniel. What to say about your bland-yet-occasionally-cringeworthy fashion choices? Button up your top button, look into getting regular trims, and never let us speak of your bell-bottomed ill-fitting wedding tuxedo EVER AGAIN. Rebecca, meanwhile, went from fierce fabulosity in your first episode to a string of matronly, uninspired shift dresses. I would advise you to take fashion tips from Mads, not Kristin. xoxo 

 

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Annie (90210) vs Emily (Revenge)
This match-up makes me LOL a little, thinking of how easily Emily would quash Annie’s “I’m a call girl! No wait, I’m an heiress! No wait, I’m a sorority girl!” vacillating personality. Just this season alone, Annie’s tried her hand at belly tops, high-waisted maxi skirts, and jeweled embellishment – all on the same outfit. Meanwhile, Emily’s Hamptons chic disguise is so spot-on I’m surprised nobody’s noticed she’s stolen all of her looks from LL Bean catalogues. I picture her walking into the LL Bean outlet, pointing at each mannequin, and saying, “I’ll take one of those, and one of those…”

 

Who’s the most inappropriate? Voting ends 11:59p Central on March 17
Voting for this round has closed. Check back on 3/19 for the results.

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