Revenge (!!!) of the Revenge (!!!) Sensei!! Holy amazing last 5 minutes of the episode. OK, so, Daniel totally gets arrested for Tyler’s murder, which brings the rest of the Graysons back under one roof… so I guess the divorce is off for now? Turns out that Revenge Sensei shot Tyler in order to put Emily in the ultimate no-win situation – the only way to free Daniel is to frame Jack, but the only way to keep Jack safe is to let Daniel go down. Which hottie will she choose? Dammit, that’s some Socratic Method shizz. And Ashley steps up in the leagues of minor league Revenge, by leaking pics of a bloodied Daniel to teh internets. And the question on everybody’s lips is Where is Fauxmanda?

Emily’s Target
This week was not so much about Emily The Revenge Robot, so much as it was seeing Emily The Cover-Up Queen. Despite knowing this whole mess is a Very Special Lesson from Revenge Sensei, she handles herself like the Ice Queen she is, never letting on that it’s kinda all totally her fault. 

Gala of the Week
Again, it was not so much gala-of-the-week as it was, cleaning up the mess after last week’s gala/homicide. 

Best Dressed
Trapped in this horrible situation, Emily brought the full-on Katharine Hepburn-meets-Grace Kelly Hamptons glamour with a variety of amazing pants and blazers.

Most Soapy Moment
Gotta give this one to Emily watching yet another man she loves being dragged out of her house in handcuffs. Sniff.

Over-the-Shoulder Hugs: ?
Again, it’s so hard for me to keep track of these hugs when I’m distracted with the kung fu fighting and the backstabbing and the dramz. Emily tried to give Charlotte an awkward sisterly side-hug, which I guess counts for like 1/2 of one over-the-shoulder hug. 


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