It’s Valentine’s Day! Sugar’s buying everyone’s love at the rebranded Breadsticks (it’s now the Sugar Shack, natch). Dates are required, and suddenly Artie and Irish are fighting over Sugar. Finn and Rachel’s engagement is public and Quinn and Kurt are willing to give up their bridesmaids’ dresses to be the voice of reason against the teenage wedding. The parents, including Rachel’s dads (hi, Jeff Goldblum!), employ reverse psychology to convince the lovebirds not to tie the knot (doesn’t work). Someone is complaining about Santana and Brittany k-i-s-s-i-n-g, although not the God Squad. Mercedes isn’t making Sam her valentine because she made Shane sad. Kurt has a secret admirer, but it’s not Brodway Baby Blaine sending him gorillagrams, it’s Karofsky! And that’s what you missed on Glee!
Schue’s Challenge: The World’s Greatest Love Songs
Song of the Night: I’m a sucker for Blaine and the B52s. Love Shack wins.
Melodramatic Rachel Solo of the Week: Mercedes on an unfortunately timed “I Will Always Love You.”
Goldblum Gold: “Honesty, respect, dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.”
Outfit of the Week: Mike Chang’s ode to Newsies was down right delightful, but I dug Brittany S. Pierce’s fish dress.
Worst Outfit of the Week: While I adored her Lolita heart glasses, the red bow and the tie without a collar was rivalled only by the dirty dreads of Teen Jesus in the God Squad.
Tracksuit count: No Sue, no tracksuits. I was hoping Adidas made ones with a heart motif.
Tune in Friday for the fashions that Lauren hearts and hates.