Our favorite vindictive little bitch is back on her throne. After hiding out at Ethan’s trailer, Sutton makes a series of poor but very Sutton-y choices and ends up running into her mother at the Event of the Week. This means Kristen has seen Sutton’s headwound and the clock has struck midnight for Emma. Sutton claims she wants Emma in her life, but at the end of the episode it’s looking like Emma’s going to crash Sutton’s family reunion. Also, Laurel gets over heartbreak by singing emo songs with Jude Law, and Mads is hit on by a British guy with bad hair.

 

Emma was a little distracted this week, what with the return of Sutton, so she didn’t get much time to change her wardrobe. She spent half the episode running around in the same outfit from last week.

When she finally did change, it was into her standard business casual.

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Personally, I think Sutton wants Emma out because Sutton is sick of seeing her twin dress like she’s the head of Arroyo’s Model UN.

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If not for those shoes – which are killer, and I can’t believe she walked to class in those all day – the bright red jacket with the black skirt is a little too uniform-y for me.

 

For the Event of the Week, Emma wears this sparkly purple dress. Cute, but a little too girly and sweet for someone pretending to be Sutton. The longer she’s been playing dress-up in Sutton’s Magical Closet, the more you can see bits of Emma slip through in the wardrobe.

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She chose this dress over Sutton’s suggestion, which is a terrible life choice. Ignoring Sutton’s sartorial advice is a dangerous thing. For starters, it only serves to make her angry, and you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry – she’s bad enough when it’s just a Tuesday.

 

Speaking of Sutton, is there anyone better at the Dramatic Head Wound Reveal?

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Thayer, Ethan and Emma should have believed Sutton’s story from the start. I have a hard time believing that Sutton would, by choice, wear a matching velour sweat suit.

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After a good night’s sleep, Sutton is back to causing trouble. As frustrating as this may be for the characters, I’m just happy she’s doing it in a cute top. Also, note her Gilly-esque smile. 

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“Sutton, did you sneak back into your room, paint your toenails, try on all your clothes, then act like a bitch to your mom?” “Sorry.”

 

Emma runs off to the ball in a dress Sutton doesn’t approve of, so of course Sutton starts playing dress up and trying to cover up her head wound. We’ll never know for sure, but show of hands: who thinks Sutton was getting ready to crash that party long before the shadowy figure ever broke into the house?

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Yeah, that’s what I thought, too.