Um, you guys? I think I may be developing a wee crush on Daniel Grayson. Has he always been this hot? Has he always worn pants this well?

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Those are like, skinny man pants and he is wearing the HELL out of them. My only qualm is he should have popped the collar. Otherwise, a solid showing, fashion-wise.

 

And can he wear a suit? The man can wear a suit.

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Even with a “I wish I’d taken Japanese instead of Spanish in high school” look on his face, he looks both youthful and professional in this suit. If you’re thinking “but all men look good in suits!”, just wait. JUST WAIT.

 

Daniel Grayson is so well-bred, so upper-crust, so unironically pretentious, that he walks around with his coat over one shoulder EVEN WHEN NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND.

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Seriously. Has he always had those arms? I’m kind of with Emily here – even if his parents had destroyed my entire life, I don’t think I could resist this guy for very long.

 

And also? If I was a gajillionaire, I think I’d swan about in the mornings in an ornate baby pink negligee like Queen V does:

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This could be a scene from like, a movie about a courtesan in 1880s Paris. Those sleeves? I die.

 

Queen V’s all about the icy colours all the time, but I like that she mixed it up with a fresh minty green dress for an alfresco lunch date:

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I like the bracelet, her hair looks fab as always, and the lemon wedge in her drink also complements the rest of her outfit. Matching your drink to your look? I bow down to you, Queen V.

 

For her meeting with the Awesome Divorce Attorney, she looks cozy-yet-icy in a white cardigan and pearl necklace:

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And what’s up with that sofa? Have we talked about that on here yet? I’m sure it’s expensive, but really? All that text? Is that supposed to look luxe or something? #interiordecoratingfail

 

PS – by the end of the day, Victoria’s still in the same cardigan and necklace, but she pulls her hair back, pulls out her Bump-It, and drinks an evil glass of colour-coordinated brandy on the balcony. Have I mentioned that I want her life? So. Much.

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I would not want to be Conrad, facing off against Victoria in The Divorce To End All Divorces. She’s got the Super Attorney, she will stop at nothing to destroy her enemies, and she knows all of Conrad’s dirty laundry. Conrad, you need to watch your back.

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Halfway through the episode, Declan and Charlotte appeared and I was like, “Oh, are they still on this show?” Their plotline is boring maximus, but Charlotte’s romper is pretty darn cute.

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It’s cute, flirty, age-appropriate, and paired with the neon pink belt? Adorbs.

But Charlotte? You need to step it up in the plotlines department. The rest of her family is fairly consistently awesome, though, so I know she’s got it in her. And for the time being, she’s kind of a style star. Golf claps!