For the record, Crazypants is not included in my Man Crush list.

It was a rough week to be Daniel. Not only did Tyler seduce his way to a killer commission, but we were all reminded that Emily is taller than Daniel. And that she speaks fluent Japanese. And that his sale tactics include recalling trips to Tokyo Disney, and using his girlfriend’s rack to woo foreign investors. Won’t he be embarrassed when he finds out that Japanese guy is Emily’s Revenge(!!!) Sensei! However, we need to address this blue blazer look. I’m not quite sure if it’s truly is a blue shade, but I don’t care, it’s lovely. Daniel seems to have a knack for pairing dark shirts with lighter blazers, which I appreciate. 

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He also has the pectorals of an Olympian which I can also appreciate. As well as his teammates. This is a late Thanksgiving sentiment, but it still counts

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And, it reminded me to watch one of my favourite movies of all time – “Top Gun”! 

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OK y’all, this is what YKYLFer Ann Foster has been waiting for: The Nolan Lookbook 2011.

First, we see him on the pier as spots Fauxmanda working her charms on poor, naive, shortsighted Jack. The look? Let’s go with Conspirator Casual. I like the cream belt on similarly coloured pants, and I always love me some plaid. Buttoned down to the sexy zone, no less. How coy.

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But here my friends, is where I, much like Ann, lost my shit:

Oxford collar. Pinstripe suit. Barbershop inspired shirt. Matching pocket square. And no, your eyes are not deceiving you – A PAISLEY BOWTIE. All of which combine to make Nolan the sexiest man on television this week. Put this fella next to Chuck Bass and let’s see what happens. My guess is a clash of silken fabrics and patterns resulting in myself, and many ladies around the world, gasping at the top of our lungs.

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Brava.

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Mhmm. Girl, you got the devil in you.

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I wish this show was set in Provincetown, and not the Hamptons, because then Nolan would access to more boys instead of settling for Crazypants. I can’t even stand to look at him anymore. I mean, that’s the outfit you bought with Nolan’s credit card? Did you go shopping in a time machine?

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“First, when there’s nothing…”

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YOU CAN’T EVEN BUY A REAL TANK TOP. Why not ask Declan? Or Jack? They’re running an American Apparel outlet beneath the pub.

So, the Tyler being all, “I sleep with whoever I need to get ahead” schtick is sort of ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I love the (homo)sexual tension, but I just don’t see this weasel faced tool as someone who gets naked. Or touches other people. It would be like watching a mannequin come to life and not look like Kim Cattrall. Girlfriend picked up those bedroom eyes at Ikea.

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But I guess it was good enough to convince Ashley.

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Seriously, teh best show evar.