Well, “Sexy Pants of the Week” definitely goes to Ashley for rocking the bejesus out of these dresses. First up, this ridiculously hot skirt with yellow top. DEAD. She looks so amazing in this, I (very briefly) questioned my sexuality; and that, my friends, is saying something. If I was going to dress as a girl for anything – wedding, brunch, school, errands – I’d want to look like this… and I know I’m not alone in that, boy or girl regardless.
OK, I had to make a photoboard of Ashley’s July 4th dress because it was fantastic, and unfortunately only on screen for about :45 seconds. Hey, “Revenge” editing team – check yourself before we wreck you. The colour? Great. The belt? Adorable. The ruffled shoulder strap? Girrrrrrrllllllll.
Yet another Ashley shot because this is a great example of the fashion we’re missing. Sadly, we’ll never know how sexy this aqua mashup looked with her gold, woven belt. Plus, Ashley was wearing this outfit when she verbally destroyed Emily calling her a Grade-A Bitch, which was kind of a Grade-C Bitch move. Did I mention I adore this show?
Umm, I’m not one to judge (harshly), but didn’t we already see Charlotte in this floral number? Plus, look at that piss poor harem behind her. Boring, tired and lame; especially the one with a pink tiger iPhone cover. Yikes. However, I did manage to find some nautical-esque fashion for our Glee editor, L-A. It’s no nautical stripe, but we’ll manage.
Hilary Swank? Jennifer Garner? Jenna Rink? Good lord woman, make up your mind. Nice dress, but I think Ashley’s was better… and little more tarty.
Finally, this week we got our “Lady & The Tramp” moment between Charlotte and Declan. Cutesauce to the max – it’s adorable when money slums it with the working class.
Oh, and shout out to the residents of the Hamptons this week! Remember how Emily and Ashley were all surprised that Jack showed up to the Graysons’ party? Well, judging by the crowds’ fashion sense, it doesn’t look like the event was that exclusive. Boy, tuck in your shirt – you’re standing next to Two-Collars Nolan.