It’s the Champagne Sorrows screening room, where every week we learn that being rich is hard.


This week’s episodes:
90210: Let The Games Begin
Revenge: Betrayal

 

First we’ll peek in on 90210…

Crazy week for Naomi! She has to seduce Austin in order to get help and defeat Kappa at the gladiator tournament. Max comes back and they get back together, and hopefully there’s not a pregnancy scare this time. Naomi has to resist the temptation of cheating on Max with Austin (they’ve been back together for what, 5 minutes?). Even better than Naomi’s love life – Adrianna has a stalker!…who isn’t stalking her at all, he’s looking to find out info on Jane & Liam. Yes, Jane’s dead husband has come back.

I know Naomi wants to win everything, but she’s fierce enough without that leopard dress. I think it’s standard issue for 50+ cougars.

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I like Jane, she’s cute and pretty and she seems like a nice person. She also manages to wear adorable outfits every time she’s onscreen. She’s definitely pretend BFF material.

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Rawr Naomi, you obviously know what guys like. At least you’re out of that leopard dress. Thank god Farmboy ripped it off of you. Austin, on the other hand, continues his commitment to plaid.

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You can’t really see it here, but Annie saves Naomi’s horrible outfit with a beautiful one. I want those wedge heels and the maxi-skirt.

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Seriously Adrianna? A puffy parka. Again? I thought it was a one-time mistake, but I guess some people never learn…

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Silver always saves the day with her amazing outfits. Judging by the look on her face, she’s wondering why Adrianna doesn’t put her parka back on to cover her unfortunate outfit.

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Oh, Austin. Plaid? Again? Help? I’m going to ignore that and focus on Naomi’s knit dress and adorable green bikini with accessorized with a gold necklace. Holly, take note. This is how you rock the beachy look.

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Annie changes out of that pink Kappa shirt and does the cute/casual thing with pink shorts and thin gray tank.

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By now I’ve come to the conclusion that everyone knows what to wear over a bathing suit. Ivy’s choice of a white crochet dress was perfect. And I love Raj with all my heart, but he needs to learn that just because EVERYONE is wearing plaid, it doesn’t mean it looks good on everyone. Or anyone for that matter.

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Meanwhile on Revenge

Emily is amazing at being secretive and slick, but she does have nightmares about Victoria finding out the truth. Declan and Jack, brothers bonded by their affection for khaki and plaid, deal with their father’s death in different ways. Nolan continues to help out Emily – who is nothing but rude to him – in order to bring down Senator Kingsley. And bring him down they do. Go team? But what I’m really worried about is The Secret Infinity Box in Emily’s house. How long until it falls into the wrong hands?

This dark lingerie set is perfect for Victoria’s early morning spying and snooping – act casual, yet stay mysterious.

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Victoria and Charlotte are wearing similar colors and it’s only the beginning of the day. Charlotte’s neckline is so pretty, and Victoria’s dress is so… tight.

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Cute dress, Emily! The colors of the dress and the bag match perfectly – although the bag looks a little bit tacky. I’m not a fan of the shiny, even if (knowing Emily) it was ridiculously expensive.

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Victoria seems to have a pattern – short, tight, and bright. Do all her outfits need to be tank top dresses? Is she twenty years old?

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I like Nolan’s style. He wears enough color to seem slightly crazy, yet has a decidedly preppy edge.

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Aw! Emily and Daniel, in matching neutrals, in front of a silver Aston Martin. Perfect date? Oh, until the waiter turns out to be the enraged brother of one of Daniel’s old flames. who then smashes the windshield of Daniel’s perfect car. Oops?

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Daniel may have some problems with his self-esteem and what he wants out of life, but he doesn’t have problems in wardrobe. I submit this superbly fitting shirt and gorgeous watch as evidence.

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Victoria goes from wearing a neckline down to her belly button to donning her grandmother’s cardigan. At least she keeps you on your toes. Ashley’s charming anchor top is perfect with the navy blue skirt and neon belt. This might be the best look of the episode. (Also, please give me her hair? It’s beautiful).

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Victoria should put grandmother’s cardigan back on. I don’t know who told her she was fifteen, but they were wrong. Perhaps she could ring up Lily van der Woodsen (I’m sure they know each other) and learn how to properly dress like a UES/Hamptons hot mama.

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