Jen: You guys, I’m totally pumped for the new season of Entourage! It starts tomorrow and—

Ann: Bleh.

Jen: What? What’s wrong?

Ann: If you were wondering why I have never watched this show, and never will watch this show, please refer to the image above. I like my guys non-shiny and without that glassy look in their eye.

Jen: Kevin Dillon is definitely Blue Steelin’ it up. I’ll give you that.

L-A: Adrian Grenier’s eyes never cease to unsettle me.

Really? I think they’re purty. Also, I will note that Jerry Ferrara is sporting a new physique. I guess Turtle’s…lost his shell?


Are they on a sinking ship? Is that why they’re all leaning and looking a little annoyed to be there?

Well, Poor Adrian has to lean like that so he can fit in the frame with the rest of the vertically challenged cast.

I suppose. At any rate, props to Mark Wahlberg for being the only one to shave before attending this event.

There does seem to be some sort of facial hair requirement, doesn’t there?

Check back on Monday for our first-ever Entourage mini-recap, followed by the full recap on Wednesday!