Here’s what you missed on Glee: Finn breaks Rachel’s nose, and a doctor convinces her that all 16 year old Jewish girls should get a nose job. Puck and Kurt then stage a Barbravention. Quinn has an ugly past, but it was nothing some sports and a nose job couldn’t fix. Lauren thought she could win Prom Queen by being mean, and Santana made a deal with the devil (Karofsky) in a bid to win Prom Queen. She keeps his secret and he stops bullying. Which means Kurt is back and he’s back in serious style.
Song of the Night: Kurt brought it hard with “As if we never said goodbye” from Sunset Boulevard
Brittany Bon Mots: Because you’re Lebanese and I’m bi-curious?
How Sue Santana Sees It: It was all Santana tonight. My favourite line? “I’m a closet lesbian AND a judgmental bitch, which means one thing: I have awesome gaydar.”
Melodramatic Rachel Solo Duet of the Week: Rachel on TLC’s “Unpretty” mashed up with Quinn on “I Feel Pretty”.
Best Outfit: Quinn had some adorable dresses and Emma wore a cute cardigan with a pineapple on it, but my favourite was Kurt in plaid pants, a vest, bowtie and accessorized with dainty tailor’s scissors on a chain. He may have even worn riding boots.
Tune back in on Friday for Jill’s full recap. She’s got a full hour and a half of fashion to recap.