Huh.  Look at that.  Jenny appears to be wearing an actual skirt to school.  I guess when the thermometer dips, Little J makes sure her upper thighs are covered.  So sensible, that one.

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Her YSL Roady might say “I’m Queen and you’re not” but her gloves say “‘Scuse me, gov’ner…have ya got a ha’penny?”

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I do love this coat, though.  And the hair extensions look nice, unlike the girl I stood behind the other day on the train.  No, seriously…this is a true story.  Her real hair barely covered her extension roots, much to the amusement of me and my fellow Chicago Transit Authority passengers.  Jenny would never let her extension roots show.  Nor, I imagine, would Queen Jenny take public transportation.  I guess this is why I will never be Queen of Constance Billard School for Girls.

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Another fabulous coat, and pretty earrings.  Jenny, you’ve come such a long way from the rat-headed, racoon-eyed Jenny of earlier this season.

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sigh But still, with the gloves.  Is this her way of hanging on to her rock n’ roll Brooklyn roots?

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Ok, remember when I told you to remember Serena’s floppy hat?  Look at what we have here…

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Are these hats The New Thing?  I have one, but I didn’t realize they were quite so ubiquitous among the high school set.  Now I wonder if I’m on-trend, or just a wannabe member of Jenny’s clique. Damn you, Gossip Girl, for making me question my wardrobe!

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Oh, and I am SO over the matching colors!  Heathers did it best, GG.  Don’t try to copy.

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Speaking of wannabe, even Wannabe Girl has caught the hat bug.

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As has Random CB Girl in the background.  THE HATS!  THEY ARE TAKING OVER!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

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(Hey Eric nice to see you love the coat love the tousled hair ::air kiss, air kiss:: call me for a fro-yo date bye!)