NotTyra looks like she’s sucking in air, and in the next second will open her mouth to omit an ear-piercing operatic note, arms outstretched to the audience. Or maybe I’ve been going to the opera too much lately. But seriously, she’s got the big hair, the fancy and expensive yet frumpy outfit, and the crazy look on her face. Trust me when I say she’s ready for the stage.
Dan de Fleurette, 3 of 3 – all the rest
Here she’s got bitch-face. You know, the expression that insecure junior high girls give when they need to put someone else down? Aside from that, I like the look she has going on. It’s appropriately glam, and ties into her character’s character (Tyra as NotTyra as Josephine Baker).
Aaaaand just like that, she has bangs. I hope this is the last we see of NotTyra. Her scenes were painful to watch, especially this one, where she credits the 18 year old socialite for helping NotTyra “find herself”. Mm-hmm. Ok, then.
Hi, Tory Burch! You look sunny and pretty and classy. Great cameo!
No, Rufus. Stop it with the Nehru – it is not a good look on you. BAD aging hipster. BAD!
While I like the autumnal palette, I’m growing weary of Chuck dressing like Gordon Gekko. Yes, Chuck is wealthy beyond imagination, but he’s also EIGHTEEN!
Pinstripes, tie, pocket square, blah blah.
Hee. Chuck’s dotted tie amuses me.
Back at Constance, we’ve got Minions! I don’t quite understand how this works. Who are these girls? I’m under the impression that CB is small enough so that you’d know everyone in your class. Jenny didn’t know them, so are they transfers? Who assigned them to help Jenny get “whatever she needs”? It’s all so…odd.
I’m amused by their attempts to dress like Jenny, though.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this a few hours later? Did Blair arrange for them to go home, change, and get hair and makeup re-dos? Well actually, knowing that Blair has gone off the deep end, yes. She probably did.
Minion #1 at Blair’s sleepover (I know they have names…I just can’t be bothered until they develop individual personalities) is flouncing around in lots of tule. Or are those feathers? It’s so hard to tell.
Minion #2 is channeling Jenny just a bit. Watch it, honey! Queen B won’t like that!
…While Minion #3 has visited Vanessa’s Magic Storage Container.
It’s Minions: The College Years. These are the fellow fallen elite that Blair has rounded up to be her new posse. I want to know the following: a) who let them into Blair’s room b) why did they all choose to perch on the corner of the bed while waiting for her and c) are they the subject of the much hyped threesome to come?